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Lothiron
31-08-2006, 17:45
*Lights Jack's hair on fire.*
Wassup peeps?
OHMYGAWSH! ITS A LOTH! *runs away*
I just got back from vacation, so i get to play guildwars again! w00t!
*eats Jack's flaming hair*
Lady Rhonwyn
31-08-2006, 19:04
Still waiting for Nightfall... right now it's only raining
Lord Anthrax
31-08-2006, 19:58
I'm using Rodgort's Invocation on Loth's butt! >;D
Hello, Loth. :)
I bet Loth will start using nightfall to sneak into our most secret areas ... we need to get some paragons and dervishes to protect us :D
Lothiron
01-09-2006, 00:07
You guys should give me access to your mem. only forums so I can chill there. All the other forums on this site are boring and filled with morons.
JSSheridan
01-09-2006, 05:39
You guys should give me access to your mem. only forums so I can chill there. All the other forums on this site are boring and filled with morons.
You're welcome to join our guild. :wink:
You guys should give me access to your mem. only forums so I can chill there. All the other forums on this site are boring and filled with morons.
If loth gets access he'll know all of our secrets!
Not that we have many secrets... just Tuna. Tuna is the answer to all. Amen.
--um104
REI ONRYOU
01-09-2006, 11:10
Not that we have many secrets... just Tuna. Tuna is the answer to all. Amen.
--um104
You fool! You gave away our most powerful secret!
How'd Loth get in here anyway, it's not like we have a huge "ALL ARE WELCOME" sign above us and an open door.
*turns around and notices a huge "ALL ARE WELCOME" sign above an open door*
......How long has that been there?!?!?
Is all good, Loth (apart from boredom in the rest of the forums)?
You fool! You gave away our most powerful secret!
well at least Sampoes is protecting it :D
Lothiron
01-09-2006, 20:34
All is well, yes.
The rest of these forums kinda suck though. Every other thread is a flamefest, except for the Lore forum, which is the other place I hang out these days.
I wanted to start reading the Lore forums, but all the new threads state that they think the reader already knows some fact that was proven in a previous thread, which I have yet to read... its all very confusing, but I really like the GW lore, and have explored it myself to an extent. Maybe you could help me out with that, Loth? *blinks eyes rapidly, looking deepy into Loths eyes*
*Derek is now banned from GWO.
um... what? that makes no sense at all, Zar... not quite funny, either...
erm... Hey Jack, your fly's down! *runs*
*blinks eyes rapidly, looking deepy into Loths eyes*
Banned for that! :happy:
Lord Anthrax
03-09-2006, 06:41
Now now, Zar, we are a Guild of tolerance. As to how Loth reacts...
*gets a bucket of popcorn to watch the show*
Xunlai Agent
03-09-2006, 15:35
so why do all the guilds on GWO have their own spam/offtopic threads everywhere?
gumpygrits
03-09-2006, 16:29
so why do all the guilds on GWO have their own spam/offtopic threads everywhere?
Mostly to drive you nuts :tongue:
You're telling me that your guild's forums don't have any off topic threads?
Xunlai Agent
03-09-2006, 16:39
Mostly to drive you nuts :tongue:
You're telling me that your guild's forums don't have any off topic threads?
the pvp guild I am in doesn't actually and my PvE has a few but nowhere near this amount. It's kinda funny because outside of these, people would be punished for it...
gumpygrits
03-09-2006, 17:18
It's kinda funny because outside of these, people would be punished for it...
I kinda figured thats what you were getting at....
*points to the OT forum at GWO*
Most guilds have their forums split into general, OT, build discussion, recruitment, etc. sub-forums. Since the GWO-hosted guild's forums aren't divided in such a manner the OT threads stick out.
blame Loth. He's always coming around and causing trouble.... :)
Granted, most of our OT topics are with people from other guilds that were formerly in our alliance or are in them. (or just old friends). If we made a post in the OT forums like "sup TRUE guildies" it would be wierd :smiley:
Lothiron
04-09-2006, 05:37
.........Staring into my eyes? Derek, I am going to give you such a stabbing.
With the spikes on my FoW armor. That's alot of stabbings.
Anywho, how is ULGG folks?
And yes, the OT threads in these forums are a must, even though this forum for general guild discussion has become mostly me resurrecting long dead threads and posting random crap just to say WASSSSSSSSSSUPPPPPPPP to some of my peeps.
The problem with having an OT thread is that there can only be one OT discussion at a time. Why have that when you could have a discussion about a chicken staring into the sun AND a fork stabbing a potato?
And Loth, using the spikes on your FoW armor involves you rubbing yourself against me, or rolling against me... both which are creepier than what I said. I'm gunna have to give you a stabbing with my Ogre-Slaying Knife!
--um104
Lothiron
05-09-2006, 19:27
No, you clearly have never read any R.A. Salvatore novels.
Thibbledorf Pwent. Battleragers. Ask someone who reads FR novels to explain their battle tactics to you.
Lord Anthrax
07-09-2006, 14:43
Imagine getting into a wrestling match with a walking cheesegrater that wants nothing more than to cover itself with your blood. That gives you some idea of what Loth is talking about.
Lothiron
07-09-2006, 17:25
Good work Jack. Dwarven battleragers ftw.
Basically, they are a bunch of dwarven berserkers who wear really spikey and sharp armor - and they tackle their foes, writhe around on the foe's body, and shred them to ribbons.
Best. Battle. Tactic. Ever.
Hey... How did that Loth-thing get in here???? How are you doing?? :wink:
Loth-thing? I'm really questioning whether it's a thing or just some sort of evil spirit bent on world domination once it can corrupt someone to its will.
Lord Anthrax
09-09-2006, 07:12
You far overestimate him, Zar. At best he's a gnat of evil. Maybe with years of practice he'll work his way up to mosquito.
Lady Rhonwyn
09-09-2006, 10:00
Could be, but still he's "bent on world domination once it can corrupt someone to its will" (to quote Zar). But he doesn't see yet he's only a gnat...
Lothiron
10-09-2006, 18:02
I am not a gnat!
If you MUST equate me to some sort of insectoid, I would venture an Ultralisk from Starcraft. Oh man. I hate the Zerg.
Protoss ftw.
On a side note, my buddy Richard is making a SC map of the FoW - so when we don't have favor we can pwn Fissure.
oh goodie. He's an ultralisk. Luckily he can't hit flying things, so we'll just hover about 5 feet above him and drop boiling water on him. :)
Zerg FTW. I've got no idea what you're talking about, but Hydralisks + Dark Cloud + Guardians = Dead Protoss. Their one fault is having to use Pylons. Once Pylons are gone, so are your base defences.
When that map gets finished, tell me. I'd love to play it.
And besides, I'd think of you more like a Zergling. Not 2 of them, only 1, so you only take up .5 food.
--um104
Loth is just an ultralisk. He's careless so he forgot to bring his horde of hydralisks (his guild) with him, so he just runs around and gets shot. :smiley:
Make better plans loth if you ever want to graduate from gnat university :grin:
Lothiron
11-09-2006, 06:57
Hydralisks + Dark Cloud + Guardians = Dead Protoss
Umm, Dark templars for the win?
Hydras are sissies in comparison.
And Zar, Me > You, so don't worry - you have yet to graduate from scum under your big toe nail university.
Ah yes, but me being a fungus, it is very difficult to remove me from existence, as I can multiply from one splinter cell if I am not removed. You however, as a gnat, can be squashed and eliminated quite easily.
Lothiron
11-09-2006, 19:56
Fire > Fungus.
Pwned, nub.
Me ftw.
Lady Rhonwyn
11-09-2006, 22:20
Fire > Fungus.
Pwned, nub.
Me ftw.
No, Fungus can survive a fire... Gnats on the other hand, can't...
This is hilarious!!!!! Go fungus, no, go gnat, no.... Fungus FTW :grin: :laugh:
*I'm using Insect Spray!*
Lady Rhonwyn
12-09-2006, 15:07
This is hilarious!!!!! Go fungus, no, go gnat, no.... Fungus FTW :grin: :laugh:
*I'm using Insect Spray!*
Insect Spray... Now, that's an idea... But I like my bare hands more...
*squishes gnat between thumb and index finger*
Lothiron
12-09-2006, 18:59
*I'm using Armor of Earth!*
Ha!
Unsquishable!
gumpygrits
12-09-2006, 20:05
*I'm using Armor of Earth!*
Ha!
Unsquishable!
*watches gnat-Loth fall from the sky like a brick*
Lady Rhonwyn
12-09-2006, 21:05
*watches gnat-Loth fall from the sky like a brick*
*and splash to pieces on the pavement*
And that was the end of Loth...
or is it?
=D lol. this is turning out to be quite a hoot, if i do say so myself.
and Loth, what good Zerg player wouldnt bring an overloard into a battle? better yet, what good Zerg player wouldnt use the strategy to send 500+ overloards into the enemies base? (just for kicks, mind you. helluva thing to do at a LAN)
--um104
All is well, yes.
The rest of these forums kinda suck though. Every other thread is a flamefest, except for the Lore forum, which is the other place I hang out these days.
They are kinda made in to flames sets for the exact same lines as "these forums kinda suck though".
You could check almost every thread closed for flames and find similar sounding posts.
Naru
All is well, yes.
The rest of these forums kinda suck though. Every other thread is a flamefest, except for the Lore forum, which is the other place I hang out these days.
And trolling like that's just going to make the whole place just so much more positive!
Flowers, anyone?
:rolleyes:
Aretelio
13-09-2006, 17:59
You guys should give me access to your mem. only forums so I can chill there. All the other forums on this site are boring and filled with morons.
Wow! Just....wow.
Comments like that just fill me with a burning desire to ask, "Why come here?"
Lady Rhonwyn
13-09-2006, 19:55
Wow! Just....wow.
Comments like that just fill me with a burning desire to ask, "Why come here?"
Hey, you know Loth. He likes to troll... And we have him under control... He's terrified of Sampoes...
ArbainHestia
13-09-2006, 21:58
He's terrified of Sampoes...
Aren't we all? :scared:
*I'm using Armor of Earth!*
*watches gnat-Loth fall from the sky like a brick*
*and splash to pieces on the pavement*
lmao.... The three of you just made my day :laugh:
Flowers, anyone?
Here you go :flowers:
Lady Rhonwyn
14-09-2006, 06:17
Aren't we all? :scared:
Nah, I won't put Sampoes on any of you (except Loth, he's the exception that proves the rule...)
I have changed my mind.
SamPoes is a worthless fool. It has no power, and couldn't kill a elephant with a nuclear missile even if it tried.
No need to be afraid, I got EVERYTHING under control
Lady Rhonwyn
14-09-2006, 10:08
I have changed my mind.
SamPoes is a worthless fool. It has no power, and couldn't kill a elephant with a nuclear missile even if it tried.
No need to be afraid, I got EVERYTHING under control
Let me refrase my previous statement...
Nah, I won't put Sampoes on any of you (except Loth, he's the exception that proves the rule...), unless you do something that deserves the wrath of Sampoes...
Lothiron
15-09-2006, 17:51
Okay, to all you who commented on my earlier comment:
Shhh. CDF sucks now, accept it. And we are having a very important gnat vs. fungus debate here, so if you have nothing to add, bugger off.
Bugger off, I thought that was pretty clever myself.
Anyway, after casting armor of earth, I use my incredibly role playing mastery to delve into the realm of D&D and get my featherfall action on, and then polymorph self into the scariest freakin' gnat you've ever seen - one that is 20 feet tall, and has claws and crap - kinda like the fliers in Starship Troopers... Oh man that movie was awesome.
*Insane huge bug of doom version of Loth eats Sampoes*
Now he is gone forever. LET MY REIGN BEGIN!!!
JSSheridan
16-09-2006, 01:54
So, Loth, you know that van you ate earlier. It was full of MIB hi-tech kit.
*Hears a high pitched hum from Loth*
Looks like Sampoes found one.
Lady Rhonwyn
16-09-2006, 17:14
*watches as Loth exploded from the inside out*
Oh, Sampoes, you're dirty! Let me get that yucky stuff off of you..
JSSheridan
18-09-2006, 01:54
Oh, the liver.
*Puts it in a ziploc bag and puts it on ice.*
Now I need to pick up some fava beans and a nice chianti, and that will make dinner.
/Dr. Lecter
ZefvoneeGreff
18-09-2006, 03:56
kinda like the fliers in Starship Troopers... Oh man that movie was awesome
I watched that movie a few days ago. I thought it was "meh" :tongue:
Anyway, back on the off-topic, Gnat vs Fungus.
DanGnat>Fungus of any kind. And not just because he's my guild leader.but because he bribed me to say that!
Oh, the liver.
*Puts it in a ziploc bag and puts it on ice.*
Now I need to pick up some fava beans and a nice chianti, and that will make dinner.
/Dr. Lecter
Hmm.... a nice chianti goes great along with almost anyything...
/Dr. Jersey
Lady Rhonwyn
19-09-2006, 11:09
DanGnat>Fungus of any kind. And not just because he's my guild leader.but because he bribed me to say that!
And how much was he willing to pay? About 10g?
I always knew he was cheap...
Easy counter to the giant bug of doom with big claws is pacifism...
Of course, how will a fungus use that?
Big claws = Big feet. Athletes foot. Or, fungus invades under Toe nail, through a cut or opening, and causes a massive heart attack (in all 20-some-odd hearts of the LothGnat) AND cause a vessel to expload that mixes his urin with his blood. THATS how fungus > LothGnat.
That, or the Fungus could just buy a big fly swatter.
--um104
Lothiron
21-09-2006, 22:25
/Stabs Derrik.
Now you are dead. I win.
JSSheridan
21-09-2006, 22:32
/Stabs Derrik.
Now you are dead. I win.
That was brusque of you.
Lothiron
21-09-2006, 22:48
Yeah, well, gotta do what ya gotta do.
And in this instance, I felt the need to stab Derrik.
hmmm Loth ... I wonder howcome your forum level is so low... you need to do something to increase your posts!!! *runs and hides from the massive spamming*
ZefvoneeGreff
22-09-2006, 01:22
hmmm Loth ... I wonder howcome your forum level is so low... you need to do something to increase your posts!!! *runs and hides from the massive spamming*
Oh don't worry. He's got about 1,100 posts on our home forums. He's busy spamming those.
Too bad some poor guy named Derrik got stabbed. Anyways, I'm gunna go ahead and leave before he figures out how to spell my IGN and stabs me...
I've got a pretty low level here too, but I'm more concerned with... other things at the moment (too many for one post).
--um104
Too bad some poor guy named Derrik got stabbed. Anyways, I'm gunna go ahead and leave before he figures out how to spell my IGN and stabs me...
I've got a pretty low level here too, but I'm more concerned with... other things at the moment (too many for one post).
--um104
I was just about to mention it... Poor Derrik...
Fortunately our Der** (won't reveal too much to a murderer....) is alright and fit for fight....
*stabs Lothiron* <-just for fun...... :largeevil:
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