Off Topic Forum Game

[Tarrant Rahl]

I've come across a little forum game a number of times that I'd like to start here. The rules, at least as played here, will be that the first person (me I suppose since I'm making the thread) will choose some random object. The next person then thinks of an object that "beats" that object, and gives a short description why. For example, if I were to say computer, the next person might say lightning because a lightning strike could fry the comp or water for the same reason. Just remember these are public forums and to keep the items clean.

Make sense? Let's start.

A green frog. He blends in, he can hop, and he makes that annoying "ribbit" sound that keeps you awake all night.

[Chantal Dubois]

A farmer's tomato truck drives by and squishes the poor little green frog.

:lol:

[MasterNightfall]

Cows with guns. Tipped over milk trucks - torched all the beat.

I'm sure that tomato trucks wouldn't be much of a problem.

[Jandirex]

Evil milkmaids with shields

drains all the cows' powers by milking them. :uhhuh:

[kernelpops]

Fabio,

melts all the milkmaids hearts, and the fall to the ground swooning

[Tarrant Rahl]

A pair of scissors. Let's see Fabio bring in the women bald! :evil:

[ZiyiWang]

Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance
Sits on the scissors and pwns it into 2 parts

[Fallen_62]

Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance
Sits on the scissors and pwns it into 2 parts

Slim Fast to slim her down so she cant squish the scissors

[Mortaj Delvas]

{I think he was talking about that stupid "reality" show guy.}

Pringle's Chips
You can't eat just one.

[toader]

Teh Desert!!!!

Noone wants to eat salty chips when they're dehydrated.

[Fallen_62]

teh cactus of water pwnage +1.

Suck all of the water out of that little beauty

[toader]

Look out for the state puff marshmellow man!!! (http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/features/toyfair/images/neca/neca_1.jpg)

Cactus pricks dont affect this blob of goo!!

Tarrant, if you dont mind, can I morph this into Battle Pics?? (Where we post pics that defeat the previous picture) Its the same game, except with the fun of photos!!!

[Darc.Syde]

a blow torch to toast that fat marshmallow.

[Jandirex]

A giant Mouth, that blows out the torch and eats the marshmellow


mmmmmmmm.... marshmellow...eat it mmmmm.. :drool: :drool:

[Tarrant Rahl]

Look out for the state puff marshmellow man!!! (http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/features/toyfair/images/neca/neca_1.jpg)

Cactus pricks dont affect this blob of goo!!

Tarrant, if you dont mind, can I morph this into Battle Pics?? (Where we post pics that defeat the previous picture) Its the same game, except with the fun of photos!!!

Normally I wouldn't, but we'd start to chew through bandwith pretty fast. I would say it's ok to link to outside pictures providing a) it's not a site that competes with GWO in any way and b) the site has no objectionable content ANYWHERE on it, though :).


Oh, and ... a cavity! Try eating such a large marshmellow with the toothache from heck.

[BiggestHobbit]

A silver tooth-filling -- great for cavities and... um... chewing werewolves?

BH

[memememe173]

tin foil in the gum

[Silenoz]

i gigantic electromagnet removing all fillings and erroneous metal objects from the tooth- yes, so powerful that it can even magnetize silver!

[Mortaj Delvas]

solar flare causes power failure

no electricity = no electromagnet

[memememe173]

sun blocker a la Simpsons episode

[Darc.Syde]

A gundam would totally pwn that so called sun blocker.

[memememe173]

as a transformer would pwn a gundam

[Fallen_62]

a wrench would pwn them both :P

[Saidinhc]

a wrench would pwn them both :P

And then your hands would get all greasy and you couldn't grip the wrench. Pwned.

[memememe173]

dish rag for the win

[Mortaj Delvas]

To quote the great philosopher .... Beavis



FIRE FIRE FIRE

[Tsume]

Water Water Water.

[Mortaj Delvas]

A sponge will soak up the water

[Fallen_62]

a hand will squeeze the water out of the sponge

[Mortaj Delvas]

A paper cut (what could be worse?)

[memememe173]

band aid

[Tsume]

Infection. (Bandaid didnt protect)

[Mortaj Delvas]

Amputation of the infected hand

[Tsume]

A state of the art prosthetic.

[Darc.Syde]

a huge sledge hammer that has a 96% chance to add +16 lightning damage would kill any state of the art prosthetic.

[BiggestHobbit]

Termites eat the handle of the hammer. You try to swing it and it crumbles to dust.

BH

[Darc.Syde]

damnit, i knew i shouldve used a hammer with a metal handle...

[Tsume]

The Orkin Man.

[Silenoz]

Orkin man dies of heart attack due to atkin's diet

[Mortaj Delvas]

Atkin's diet was blown when Orkin Man eat a huge plate of pasta with garlic bread

[Silenoz]

A mad scientist who happens to be Irish builds a time machine and travels thousands of years back in time, and proceeds to kill enough people in southern europe that Italy is never settled. Hasta la pasta.

[memememe173]

the tower of isa falls on him

[Silenoz]

dude, italy hasnt been settled, so why is the tower of pisa there?

mad irishman remains.

[memememe173]

fine then...a leprechaun comes and dsitracts your irishman with promises of gold

[Silenoz]

Rainbow comes out. Not just any rainbow- the IRISH rainbow. With the amount of moisture in that air, it could be dry for days and still have a rainbow. Anyway, the leprechaun runs after it in persuit of his pot of gold at the end, and eventuall also falls victim to the almighty heart attack. Reigning champ: R41NB0W

[Tsume]

A drought.

[Fallen_62]

A drought.

Good old African monsoon will do wonders for that nasty drought

[memememe173]

Robin WIlliams in Jumanji

[Darc.Syde]

Mrs. Doubtfire...

[Seleth Nacabria]

The Heimlich Maneuver...

[locallyunscene]

jagged metal cereal "o"

[toader]

Mega Man!!!! (http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~martinam/MartianDesign/Mosaic/MegaMan/MegaMan_01.jpg)

[Silenoz]

Spark Mandrill. The coolest Megaman boss ever.

[Tsume]

A hurricane. (Hurricane knocks out powerlines......cant play a silly megaman game without power...thus...no Spark Mandril.)

[BiggestHobbit]

Dyn-o-Gel (http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Chemtrails/Dyn-O-Gel.html) is dropped into the hurricane, totally dissipating it.

BH

[locallyunscene]

EPA, prohibits the use of a large scale enviromental change without an enviromental impact report

[Tsume]

Congressional hearings render the EPA useless until the investigation is over. (They are investegating an interesting lack of regulation on big oil companies with money ties to powerful leaders). Reigning champ: Congress!

[Silenoz]

Misguided conservative president sets out to pass law to ban same-sex marriages. Congress is divided, somebody from the south starts a Philibuster of the bible and all legislative process screetches to an almighty halt. Now what?

[Tsume]

A petition for cloture is signed by an astounding 72 senators, the filibuster in the senate ends and the matter comes to an immediate vote. The house passes a similar bill as does the senate, it goes directly to a conference committee and is sent back to both chambers, it passes through again, this time unhendred and the both chambers ratify the bill, a new law is formed banning all same sex marraiges. (What did you think it would come out as, we are like 70% republican now afterall).

Hmmm you know what...I dont even know who would be the winner in that. Scratch that. The senator holding the filibuster dies of exaustion. Winner: Exaustion

[Silenoz]

Powerbar...

I could probably say something like "senator hands floor to a friend to continue..." but we need to get away from congress if this is to get back on track

[Mortaj Delvas]

5 martini lunches

All senators get drunk.They forget what they were arguing about. Actually decide to look into world events and not in people's bedrooms.

[Tarrant Rahl]

Hangover.

They're all too busy dealing with dehydration and massive headaches to discuss or look into much of anything.

[Tsume]

Chaser. The anti-hangover pill.

[Scaper-X]

Cows with guns. Tipped over milk trucks - torched all the beat.

Pretty sure it's "torched all the feed".

And dammit, now I gotta play that track as I've not listened to it in awhile.
-- Scaper-X

[Tsume]

I'm completley thrown out of whack now, oh the insanity of a post with no real relevance to the game. Its like playing chess...and not moving the pieces....I've lost all faith.

The champ thus far: Chaser. The antihangover pill.

[Darc.Syde]

I'm completley thrown out of whack now, oh the insanity of a post with no real relevance to the game. Its like playing chess...and not moving the pieces....I've lost all faith.

The champ thus far: Chaser. The antihangover pill.
oh ya, curious baby eats all your chaser pills :lol: :clap:

[Mortaj Delvas]

Old remedy. Mom gives baby Castor Oil. Baby throws up pill.

So Castor Oil over baby.

[Chantal Dubois]

My evil cat (see avatar), teaches baby to swim...baby is now clean!

[black_death6]

My evil cat (see avatar), teaches baby to swim...baby is now clean!
microwave :P my friend put his cat in the microwave for 2 secs i think its ******ed now though.

[Tsume]

Its allways 'the friend' who commits such things. Anyhow, someone goes to reheat food and there is a fork in the dish. Microwave now officially broken.

Winner: Metal Fork.

**If reading this makes you want to put a fork in a microwave to see what happens, try not to be so impressionable. If reading the post before this one makes you want to put a cat in a microwave, do seek help.**

[black_death6]

psychic powers kills fork.

[Silenoz]

Tonguebiter solves that.

[black_death6]

Tonguebiter solves that.
1337 hax! kill all computer realted things.

gw note: our guild got accused of using hacks when we beat up a henchman team.

[Tsume]

Off topic...off topic. How dare you bring Guild Wars into this! Actually I just cant think of what to say against toungebiter. hmmm.

Bow snaps. (Before you got shot off ofcourse).

[Saidinhc]

Off topic...off topic. How dare you bring Guild Wars into this! Actually I just cant think of what to say against toungebiter. hmmm.

Bow snaps. (Before you got shot off ofcourse).

World Ending Meteor strikes the earth plunging the world into chaos and fire and decimates EVERY tree in white hot flames. No wood = no bow = no string to snap.

[Tsume]

A group of roughneck offshore oil rig workers and a team of astronauts are sent into outerspace to detonate a nuclear explosion from deep inside the meteors center. It all goes awry, and one ship is downed, and the other makes it but their Armadillo drilling maching doesnt work. Luckily the survivors from the downed spacecraft drive their functional Armadillo to the site and they drill the hole. Bla bla, they draw straws, Ben Afflect loses, Bruce Willis tells him to take care of his daughter, a short goodbye and a few tears later, Bruce blows up the meteor.

Winner: Bruce Willis

[black_death6]

A group of roughneck offshore oil rig workers and a team of astronauts are sent into outerspace to detonate a nuclear explosion from deep inside the meteors center. It all goes awry, and one ship is downed, and the other makes it but their Armadillo drilling maching doesnt work. Luckily the survivors from the downed spacecraft drive their functional Armadillo to the site and they drill the hole. Bla bla, they draw straws, Ben Afflect loses, Bruce Willis tells him to take care of his daughter, a short goodbye and a few tears later, Bruce blows up the meteor.

Winner: Bruce Willis


a second metoer, no more bruce to save them.

[Tsume]

I think it has been established that a meteor cannot beat Bruce Willis. You gotta come up with something that can beat him, comeone!

Reigning Champ: Bruce Willis

[Fallen_62]

The little handgun that the person used to shoot him in 6th sense. That pwned him pretty good, i think.

[black_death6]

The little handgun that the person used to shoot him in 6th sense. That pwned him pretty good, i think.
fuel rod cannon.

ps:anyone think im playing to much halo?

[Falcon16]

Halo its self, it destroys all life within a certain amount of lightyears of it and its big

[Tsume]

:uhhuh: Master Chief

Individual halo facility doesnt stand much of a chance.

[black_death6]

legendary mode.

that mode hurts alot, master chief cant survive.

[memememe173]

xheat code


nah nah, can't touch this... :music:

[black_death6]

xheat code


nah nah, can't touch this... :music:
since i dont know what you just said, the killer of all... God.

ps, did you mean cheat?... im still sticking with god though :P

[memememe173]

missionaries will steal any followers

[black_death6]

missionaries will steal any followers
god explodes the earth

winner=god

[Fallen_62]

god explodes the earth

winner=god

a person like myself who doesnt believe in god.

[etmypants]

a person like myself who doesnt believe in god.

If you don't believe in God then you must believe evolution has brought you into existence (correct me if I'm wrong).
Therefore your mind is merely the product of random chance and has evolved over time.
Thought then, must be the product of random atoms bouncing around in your head, or a similar process.
If thought is in fact a process such as this, then how can you trust your own thoughts to be true? Or even consistent?
What is my point you ask?
My point is that someone who doesn't believe in God cannot use their own thought process to disprove the existence of God (or anything else for that matter) because it would be a fundamentally flawed thought process, while those who do belive in God CAN use thier thought process to prove or disprove whatever they want.
All this to say, a person like you not believing in God would not prevent God from blowing up the world or whatever the one dude said.
Carry on.

[Fallen_62]

Hehe, I believe in neither a god(s) nor in evolution. Im agnostic, so I dont believe in god(s) nor do i believe in evolution because i dont know enough about either to say what i believe in.

And I cant really come up with a response to your post, cuz, frankly, i have no idea what you said :P

[Tsume]

o_O. Darn overly religious people!!!! I believe in God, I'm a normal christian. You know I have friends that don't believe, thats cool. I mean everyones different. Someone's religion or lack of one doesnt bother me at all. It isnt my place to cast judgement. But you know what I really cant stand....are the zealots that go on and on and cast down others. Isnt that kind of a paradox? You say you believe in God but then cast judgement on others. Baaah....how did we go from Halo to religion.

To get back on the train, and ignoring all comments about religion. (Please people lets keep religion out of this, everyone knows it only leads to senseless confrontations) We left off at cheat code.

Hmmmm. ....Debug mode.

[black_death6]

power failure, that was caused by god :P

[memememe173]

electrician, who, in a weird coincidance, is named Jesus ;)

[black_death6]

electrician, who, in a weird coincidance, is named Jesus ;)
while fixing the electrical problems the electrcian got shocked with 5000 volts of electricits.... act of god

[memememe173]

George CLooney from his ER days

[Tsume]

An electric cord.

Clooney trips over it in the ER while holding a scapel. The scapel pierces his heart, killing him in a matter of seconds.

[Fallen_62]

With the new corless technology, you have no cords to trip over.

[Tsume]

Cordless technology in a hospital? Well.....fine then. Someone pirates your signal.

Winner: Signal Pirate ....heh...hes got an eye patch and a parrot.

[Mortaj Delvas]

Encryption coding so pirate can't get signal.

[Mr.Frodo]

Samwize Gamgee feeds the signal pirate some of his good Po-Ta-Toes, they turn out to be poisonous and the signal pirate falls dead to the floor.

Winner: Sam

[memememe173]

Gollum drops the food and frames Sam


winner : Gollum

[Mortaj Delvas]

Gollum's ring is actually Lrrr of Omicron Persei 8's wedding ring for his wife.

Lrrr eats Gollum and destroys all the puny humans.

[memememe173]

the brain things (name escapes me) come and steal his tholughts

[Mortaj Delvas]

Fry defeats the Brains with the help of the Nibblonians and a Scooty-Puff Sr.

[Darc.Syde]

couch and t.v. apears and stops fry's action.

[Tsume]

A chainsaw.

Rips through TV and couch.

[Darc.Syde]

Bender steps in and bends the chainsaw.

[memememe173]

beer rears it's ugly head

[Mortaj Delvas]

Bender sells his body for cash. Without a body, he can't damage the chainsaw.

Recind I was too late. I think no beer for Bender beat mine in.

[Tsume]

Fire.

Cash = expensive fuel for fire.

[Darc.Syde]

bat mobile shield technology on the couch and tv makes it so the chainsaw would break on contact.

edit: man you guys reply fast...

[Tsume]

An ellaborate and humorous plan penetrates the armor and the couch and television are stolen. The mastermind? None other than Joker.

[Darc.Syde]

i know where this is going... someone say batman himself, and someone will take his belt, which defeats batman... dont say batman.. dont say batman..

Batman Himself!

[Tsume]

Someone takes Batman's belt.

Interestingly enough, its not the belt itself that stopped Batman....he has multiple belts. It was the pictures of he and Robin in the undeveloped roll of film in the belt.

Winner: Blackmail

[Darc.Syde]

crappy photographer and a poor quality camera makes the picture too blurry.

[memememe173]

the technology from CSI makes the pictures clear

[Mortaj Delvas]

But a technicality makes the photo inadmissible.

[Tsume]

Judge Banks issues a warrant for the picture.

Winner: Fresh Prince

[memememe173]

Aliens )from the Alien series) face off agaisnt MiB...

[Tsume]

Well yah...those aliens definatley kick MiB arse.

But Sig.....ah man....Sign....>_<. :scratch: Sigorney Weaver? Kicked there arse three different times.....then came back from death...and did it again. So how tough can they be?

Winner: Sigorney Weaver (Is that spelt right? You know who I mean)

[Mortaj Delvas]

Mr. Stay Puff the Marshmellow Man beats his servant "the gatekeeper."

[Tsume]

A really....really ...really big mug of hot chocolate.

[Mortaj Delvas]

A thirsty six-year old on a cold day drinks the hor chocolate.

[Tsume]

A big bully takes it from him.

Winner: Bully

*Mortaj you sure make this hard for me :p . This honestly took me a few minutes*

[memememe173]

even bigger father

[Tsume]

The superbowl. -- Stops most males in their tracks (including fathers).

[Mortaj Delvas]

The insanely stupid half-time shows.

[memememe173]

FCC fines for showing boobies

[Mortaj Delvas]

The election removes Michael Powell as head of the FCC .








oops .. darn just wishful thinking. Umm ... Companies pay higher rates for commercials over the higher rating dueto wardrobe malfunction.

[Tsume]

Pneumonic devices render the commercials less usefull then they once were. All companies begin setting up networks, of pneumonic advertising, and abandon their commercials.

Winner: Pneumonic devices.

[memememe173]

all the people who don't have a clue what you're talking about, and ph45r it


winner : ph34r

[Dria El]

Education!

Education dispells fear.

[Tsume]

Anxiety. You can be educated about it, but if you have it, your gonna get scared. (Night terrors anyone?)

Winner: Anxiety.

[Lipton]

Zoloft

after a couple weeks on this pill Anxiety will increase, but after a month bam bliss

[memememe173]

overdose .

[Tsume]

Stomache pumped.

[MasterDad]

a planet killer asteroid the size of the moon to take out this thread and as far as that goes everything else too ... oh yeah did i mention this baby has an iron core , tough to wipe out this big boy !

[Green_Opiate]

uh...superman to push the earth out of the way of the comet

[Tsume]

I think thats countereffective. If the earth was pushed out of the way we would be doomed. :lol: Aside from that, its allready been established that meteors/asteroids can be defeated by Bruce Willis. That being said, Krytonite.

Winner: Kryptonite

[Mortaj Delvas]

Wonder Woman. Whenever Kryptonite showed up one the old Justice League, it was Wonder Woman's job to grab it and fly it back to the Hall of Justice's safe.



Took me awhile to get caught back up. Been spending to much time on the "main" board.

[Green_Opiate]

Batman saves Superman from kryptonite by kicking it off to the side, and in return Superman uses his political and social influence to erase anyone's doubt about the result of the pedophilia trial. The winner, a superman/batman alliance!

edit: aww too late :(

[Green_Opiate]

Easy. former president Bill Clinton seduces wonder woman.

[Tsume]

Man...who could beat Bill Clinton. Hmmm.....hmmmm.

Ive been thinking all wrong.....what....what can beat Bill Clinton.

That Big Mac/Quarterpounder combo he just had.

Winner: Big Mac & Quarterpounder

[Mortaj Delvas]

Heart by-pass surgery beats the (oh so tasty) McDonald's food.

[Lipton]

Dr Kevorkian doing the surgery :o

[Tsume]

Patch Adams

[Green_Opiate]

science! science proves that laughter is not, in fact, the best medicine.

[memememe173]

science! science proves that laughter is not, in fact, the best medicine.
Reader's Digest comes and kicks your ***

[Green_Opiate]

Disgruntled Postal Worker doesnt deliver the readers digest, and instead, burns it.

[Mortaj Delvas]

The disgruntled postal worker wins 124 million in the lottery. He quits his job before the magazine gets burned.

[Green_Opiate]

disgruntled postal worker spends the part of the lottery money that was left over from taxes on ridiculously shiny cars, a mansion, outfits, ho's, bling bling and rap music

current winner: thug lyfe

[Tsume]

13 bullets to the chest. That'll kill anyone...well...except 50 cent.

Winner: Bullets to the chest!

[Green_Opiate]

but isnt bullets to the chest...already a part of thug lyfe?

[Mortaj Delvas]

fine. The postal worker was a white guy and Suge Knight dangled him from a balcony.

Had to work for that one.

[memememe173]

lawerys :D

[Tsume]

but isnt bullets to the chest...already a part of thug lyfe?

No.....the bullets are what end thug life.

And darnit..I cant think of anything to beat Lawerys. I think that is lawerys right? Umm....Darn.

Winner:memememe173's lawerys

[Green_Opiate]

Memememe173's 8th grade English teacher fails him for misspelling lawyers.

Winner: 8th grade English teacher.


P.S. The one to beat this has to have perfect spelling and grammar. ;)

[Tsume]

The teacher has sexual relations with an 8th grade student.

Winner: Anti-pedophilia laws.

[Green_Opiate]

The judge used to be a Catholic priest.

[memememe173]

I GOT MY GAMECUBE!!!! PLUS FOUND TIMESPLITTERS 2 FOR 20$!!!

winner: me!!!!!

[Green_Opiate]

you dont win in my book unless you beat me at smash bros. melee

congrats on getting the cube though :)

[Tsume]

It turns out that the Catholic religion was the wrong answer, judge takes the down elevator. The correct answer was Morman.

Winner: Mormans

I know ive heard this before....I'm guessing Family Guy.

[Green_Opiate]

hmm... just a guess, but this guy (http://membres.lycos.fr/alexandre1/satan001.jpg) would beat mormons...

meh i got nothin right now...

[Tsume]

I think who ever drew that is affraid of bats. But...I dont think a giant bat with drool coming out of his mouth can beat a religion. Game on!

Winner: Mormans

[Green_Opiate]

alright alright...after you describe it it doesnt look half as badass..damn...

so, religion. science has already been beaten, as well as athiesm...or agnosticism..whichever one it was... the government was beaten also, so they cant prosecute them... i guess basically the only thing left is for them to get corrupted by corporate consumerism and stuff. an erosion of their basic ideals and beliefs...but wait, they dont sell those books on tv, they give them away...dang...so that doesnt work either.
and im too sleepy to think of a stereotype of polygamy that is effective at winning, so I'll leave this for another day.

Current winner, Mormons

[Tsume]

Muhahahahaha. Tsume must beat his own idea. Can he do it?

Ok actually I had an answer based around polygamy, but then I realized that it would have been extremely offensive to Mormons, and so I decided it would be best not to post it. Dang. This is my fault for answering a specific religion. We answered religion in general before, and that went fine. I didnt think this one through.

Winner: Still Mormons

[Silenoz]

Eminem. Obsceneties cause heads of Mormons to explode.

[memememe173]

Eminem. Obsceneties cause heads of Mormons to explode.game is over now

Eminem > all

[Green_Opiate]

Heh, Eminem's mom beats Eminem. or at least she used to. Evidently. He even apologized to her in that one song...yeah..

[corax]

damn missed a page.

skittles < M & M's

[Mortaj Delvas]

Austin Powers over M&M's mom because she's a man baby.

(Personally I would be stumped if I had to top Skittles but Candy-boy's mom was first.)

[black_death6]

a chick, not one of thos defective fembots

[Mortaj Delvas]

The Chicken Hawk from the Looney Tunes cartoons. ( Chick = Baby chicken lol )

[corax]

forghorn leghorn > chicken hawk

[Fallen_62]

forghorn leghorn > chicken hawk

the little dog from the cartoon > foghorn leghorn

just FYI, when this gets to 200 posts, ima lock it and you guys can make a new one... makes for long, long reading.

[corax]

cartoonists eraser > the little dog from the cartoon


is it just me or is this forum very obnoxiously coloured.

[Green_Opiate]

The cartoon ends and it goes to commercials.

[Vexion]

I turn off the TV because the commercials sucked.

[memememe173]

a russian witha rubber mallet hits you repeatedly with it

[LeftAlone-]

Memememe :D
Its been so long. My name ticking any bells?
Anyways.. hi :)

[Green_Opiate]

I have to admit for like all the posts since austin powers i've been wanting to yell, Your mom! or His mom! or Its mom!

So, the russian guy's mom takes away his hammer.

And for the sake of things this time, lets just name the current winner Moms

(As in your mom, my mom, everyone else's and every fictional and imaginary character's mom.)

[Green_Opiate]

5 days and no answer yet...

[Tsume]

Post Par....darn I cant spell it.

U'm .....screw it, you know what I mean. Post Pardom Depression. Mom is all loco.

Winner: Post Pardom Depression....except spelt right....if its not

[corax]

morphene> all kinds of depression :xmad:

[Green_Opiate]

medical marijuana replaces morphine

[Dreamsmith]

medical marijuana replaces morphine
The DEA busts medical marijuana (federal government tramples states' rights).

[black_death6]

edit: double post, look down

[black_death6]

all the drugs in the world got destoyed and can't be remaid. the DEA cant get paid if there are no drugs. therefor no more dea.

[lostchyld]

all the drugs in the world got destoyed and can't be remaid. the DEA cant get paid if there are no drugs. therefor no more dea.

Spray Paint... The drug substitute...

[Silenoz]

Stray spark ignites paint fumes, causing a violent fire to severely burn the junky and ruin his fix.

[Larin Skyarrow]

Agreed..

But i like Spontaneous Combustion better... it really catches you off-guard haha...

[Tsume]

Lots 'o' Water.

Water+Fire=steam and no fire. *claps hands

[JesusTehRed]

a steam engine captures the steam and uses it to power... a train.

[Mystic Icequeen]

Train gets pwned by an unfinished piece of railroad

[junkyardgod]

then a tsunami comes and.................well

[JesusTehRed]

Christopher Reeve (aka superman) uses his body to fill the gap in the track, saving the train (yeah I'm not sure how it works but he did it in the movie)

[plottski]

SuperMan (Aka Christopher Reeves) Is tempted to ride a horse, illfated accident. Seven years later no Superman.

[Vexion]

Cells from the old Superman's body are stolen by a mad scientist, and the mad scientist clones a new Superman.
Winner ---> cloning :)

[plottski]

After a dose of lithium and hairspray The Age of Mad Scenients, is over. Leaving only Jimmy neutron


Winner errr you pick

Plottski

[JesusTehRed]

Unfortunately there is no more hairspray after green peace blew up the hair spray factories claiming that they were releasing harmful CFC's into the atmosphere,

winner Green Peace (defeating a bunch of hippies shouldnt be too hard)

[Tsume]

Unfortunately there is no more hairspray after green peace blew up the hair spray factories claiming that they were releasing harmful CFC's into the atmosphere,

winner Green Peace (defeating a bunch of hippies shouldnt be too hard)

A whale become beached and Green Peace gets out to help it. The whale rolls over onto GP and kills it.

Winner: Whale.

(It was a really big whale)

[Fallen_62]

I said i'd Lock this when it got to 200, and Tsume's post is 200. You can start a new game, but this one is getting pretty long for people to read. Sorry guys :P