View Full Version : Off Topic Forum Game Take 2
Ok Ladies and gents, you know the rules. We start off with something, and someone else beats it. Don't post after yourself, give a reason for why your suggestion beats the current winner, keep it clean and have fun.
For Pete's sake lets try to stay off of Government and Religion too....we were at a stalemate for days on both those issues. :P
The last and current winner is:
A whale.
Start your engines!
Nothing beats a whale :)
But if someone does, it will be.......
Ned Land, of course. The greatest whale harpooner of all time.
Malverik
23-01-2005, 16:01
Nothing beats a whale :)
But if someone does, it will be.......
Ned Land, of course. The greatest whale harpooner of all time.
If he's so great, how come he's dead? :D
But since he is a fictionnal character, I guess Jule Verne is greater than Ned!
If he's so great, how come he's dead? :D
But since he is a fictionnal character, I guess Jule Verne is greater than Ned!
Jules Verne is dead too. And what beats him? A living author of course:
Steven King.
Gee what could beat an author...hmmm.
Steven King comes down with chronic arthritis no longer able to write or type a story. Not that anyone cares cause he pretty much burned out a decade ago.
Winner: Arthritis
Fallen_62
23-01-2005, 23:07
Tylenol (sp?) Arthritus pain pwns Arthritus, releaves pain and all that good stuff.
Winner: Tylenol(sp?) Arthritus pain
Winner: Tylenol(sp?) Arthritus pain
Spelling looks good enough to me. Hmmm. Ah. The person taking Tylenol goes out to a bar and commences drinking. He becomes extremely delirious and trips, breaking his wrist.
Winner: Alcohol
JesusTehRed
24-01-2005, 09:04
well, he would have gotten drunk and fallen if not for the fact that he decided not to drink after reading the warning label on the back of the tylenol bottle which explicitly warns about serious medical problems arising while consuming alchohal.
Winner Warning Label
P.S. drinking alchohal and taking tylonel is actually really dangerous, both contain agents which thin your blood and when used in conjuction... *bam* instant hemopheliac.
well, he would have gotten drunk and fallen if not for the fact that he decided not to drink after reading the warning label on the back of the tylenol bottle which explicitly warns about serious medical problems arising while consuming alchohal.
Winner Warning Label
P.S. drinking alchohal and taking tylonel is actually really dangerous, both contain agents which thin your blood and when used in conjuction... *bam* instant hemopheliac.
And when it comes to warning labels the "Parental advisory - explicit lyrics" is, in wise men's tongue, "teh 1337 s7uff".
Winner: The people who put the labels on records.
Mystic Icequeen
24-01-2005, 15:40
And when it comes to warning labels the "Parental advisory - explicit lyrics" is, in wise men's tongue, "teh 1337 s7uff".
Winner: The people who put the labels on records.
The people who ignore those warnings and just laugh in the authors' faces are clearly the winners
...and as they laugh and make jokes about the labels, their parents come walking in, read the warning and throw the CD's away in the garbage...
Winner: parents that care about warning labels....
Propaganda is spread that Anthrax may be inside items that have warning labels on them. Fear strikes the nation and all parents feverously check for warning labels.
Winner: Anthrax
Dreamsmith
25-01-2005, 02:11
People realize that ancient thrash metal bands really aren't worth listening to anymore, and Anthrax fades into obscurity (if it hasn't already).
Winner: Good taste.
Suddenly, good taste becomes obsolete as the world is overrun once more with everything from Members Only jackets to tight-rolled jeans/parachute pants to frosted blue eyeshadow and big hair.
Everywhere you turn Def Leppard is belting out 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' and ALF is the king of television.
Winner: The 80's :)
Conservation of the environment acts make hairsprays illegal. Without hairspray, the 80's hairbands fail and bring the entire 80's era down with them.
Winner: Environmental protection
JesusTehRed
25-01-2005, 05:42
Capatilist Lobbyists in Washington persuade corrupt poloticians to repeal the laws concerning Environmental Protection,
winner: Capitalists and their Monetary Might
Green_Opiate
25-01-2005, 06:17
Tsume wins by telling everyone to stay off government and religious subjects.
Winner: Tsume
Mystic Icequeen
25-01-2005, 12:25
Tsume wins by telling everyone to stay off government and religious subjects.
Winner: Tsume
Tsume gets banned from the forums for anti-government and anti-religions propaganda
Winner: forum admins!
But even if Tsume gets banned by the admins, however unlikely, it is still undecided if the reason should be spreading anti-government or anti-religion propaganda. Thus the winner is the very thing which may decide between Life and Death at a crucial moment (ontopic*especially in GW ;)):
hesitation
Fallen_62
25-01-2005, 14:35
But even if Tsume gets banned by the admins, however unlikely, it is still undecided if the reason should be spreading anti-government or anti-religion propaganda. Thus the winner is the very thing which may decide between Life and Death at a crucial moment (ontopic*especially in GW ;)):
hesitation
Military Science class teaches us to be quick thinkers and not hesitate, your life depends on it.
Winner: Military Science class
Green_Opiate
25-01-2005, 20:25
People drop out of millitary science class after learning all they need to know about Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, and become hippies.
Winner: Hippies with their LSD
JesusTehRed
25-01-2005, 20:39
after learning of their drug induced delerium "THE MAN" decides he must put an end to the hippies and imprisons them and takes their LSD and Greatful Dead albums.
Winner: THE MAN
Gee. I wonder what could beat "the man". Hmmm.... *thinks hard
Oh yes....any woman.
The Winner: A Woman
Gee. I wonder what could beat "the man". Hmmm.... *thinks hard
Oh yes....any woman.
The Winner: A Woman
...while nothing pwnz a woman so hard as a bunch of snotty kids whining about "I want candyyyyyyy!!!!!".
Winner: A bunch of snotty kids
JesusTehRed
27-01-2005, 00:48
thanks to some quick thinking the snottey little ankle-biters are subdued by Icecream
winner: Icecream
Well thats easy. Heat melts the icecream into a puddle and the little kids are free to whine without discretion once again.
Winner: Heat
(I know thats broad but it can be easily beaten :P)
Green_Opiate
28-01-2005, 01:57
Lets get a little more original and say Mr. Freeze can beat the heat.
Winner: Mr. Freeze
Well fine Mr. Opiate, my long time rival in the sacred OT game :p. I'll match your Mr. Freeze with the obvious Batman. A bat-a-rang to head oughta take him out :P.
Winner: The ole so obvious Batman.
(Something similar happened last game, but we ended up stealing Batmans Belt, and something about Penguin and Joker. Hmmm I'll have to go look at it, sure was a chuckle.)
plottski
28-01-2005, 11:08
Gotham City is hit by dirty bombs wiping out all of the city. Vaporizing Wayne Manor and the Bat Cave. Awful waste land for the next few years.
Winner Terrorist
Plottski
The Order of Dii
soul seeker
28-01-2005, 15:51
There is no dirty bomb that can beat Superman as he arrives to save the day (and his buddy Batman).
Winner: Superman
JesusTehRed
28-01-2005, 16:49
Before superman gets up that morning he decides to take his vitamins, unfortunately he is in a rush and does not pay attention closely enough to realize that I replaced one of his multivitamin tablets with a pill made entirely of kryptonite, needless to say, he dies.
winner: Multivitamins
Superman had a severe hernea, that somehow resulted in the tearing of his Duodonym and eventually the removal of it (in the new justice league lasers were developed that could cut through the skin of Supergirl and Superman, so :p). Since the majority of nutrients are absorbed in this first tract of the intestine, his body did not absorb the vitamins and they passed through.
How did he get the hernea you ask?
Why he lifted a really big WHALE.
Winner: Whale
(that was an awesome return IMO)
plottski
29-01-2005, 01:54
Eskimo's find Said whale, with there love of blubber they cut the whale down to size. Superman's hernea, the Eskimo's live happy ever after until. . .
Winner Eskimo Fisherman
Plottski
The Eskimo Fishermen are on their boat, fishing away. Boom, they get hammered by an AGM-84 Harpoon.
The USS Jimmy Carter's testing is now complete.
Winner: Submarine.
soul seeker
30-01-2005, 13:50
What looks like a US submarine is for real a old russian submarine that Blofeld bought from some russian general and made it look like US (in order to spread evil). Poor eskimo guy just discoverd Blofeld's secret arctic base thats why he died. Fortunatelly for us MI6 satelites are watching from the space, they track down the sub and call for James Bond. Our brave hero gives Money Penny a goodbay kiss, takes one of Q's new toys - amfibia type BMW, arrives to that sercet base and saves the world again.
Winner: James Bond
Gee. I wonder what could kill James Bond aside from the over the top Hollywood productionism that has encompassed and ruined the series.
Hmm...Oh Yah. Pierce Brosnan
Winner: Pierce Brosnan
(Pierce you were a good Bond...but its time to give up the role.)
Green_Opiate
01-02-2005, 01:30
The next James Bond movie and the next Indiana Jones movie go head to head at the box office, and due to people like my good buddy Tsume and I being tired of Pierce, we instead spend our money on Indy.
Winner: Harrison Ford
man... I bet 5 gold the next one is Old Age....
Lol. Dunno how the new Indy is gonna be either.
K lets see...... what can stop Harrison Ford?
Hmmm oh yah....carbonite ;)
Winner: Boba Fett (He directly caused it.....and hes fricken Boba Fett..suuhweet.)
*Orginally I was going to go with that jump in The Fugitive, and tie it to the One armed man with the one armed man being the winner due to indireclty causing the jump. Then I couldn't remember if the one armed man is even the right character lol. Maybe it was leg...I dunno.*
Angelghost
01-02-2005, 21:44
for the win!!!!
Jabba's Sarlac Pit
Angelghost
01-02-2005, 21:46
I hope we all learned something from this:
Friends dont let friends play WoW.
Eh...a few hundred tons of cement oughtta fix that right up.
Winner: Cement
(Angel I think your second post was meant to go elsewhere maybe? o.O)
JesusTehRed
01-02-2005, 23:49
Winner: Jackhammer
I don't really think an explenation is needed, pretty self explanatory.
A pretty woman walking down the street (ZIIING) draws the attention of the construciton worker handling the Jackhammer, and he inadvertantly hits the pneumatic hose effectively taking the jackhammer out of action.
Winner: Pretty Woman (walkin down the street...pretty woman..someone....id...like to meet?..yah) :lol:
Angelghost
02-02-2005, 03:47
no, the second post was meant to be there...
that was the point to all this right? WoW is for squares? for the win?
=P
Green_Opiate
02-02-2005, 04:22
Fat, hunched over, greasy WoW nerd with long hair in a ponytail, a receding hairline, a grating voice and body odor scares the pretty woman away...
Winner: WoW nerd
JesusTehRed
02-02-2005, 04:34
Unfortunately this WoW nerd drank an excess of Mountain Dew overloading his kidneys and causing them to turn green and pop sending him to the emergency room before he could scare the pretty lady,
winner: Mountain Dew
Dreamsmith
02-02-2005, 05:14
Eventually, people get sick of carbonated sugar-water and return to the beverage that has been the cornerstone of civilization for centuries.
Winners: Tea and civilization.
Green_Opiate
02-02-2005, 05:29
Some people decide to dump tea into the ocean, then overthrow their current civilization.
Winner: Revolution!
The revolution spreads into every corner of the globe (hmm...funny) and the world is thrown into chaos. Wars spring out everywhere, and we blow ourselves up with ICBM's, H bombs, etc.
Winner: ICBM
JesusTehRed
02-02-2005, 07:29
Luckily before the ICBM's can decimate the whole earth there is a massive solar causing disruption in all the warheads guidance systems and sending them spinning of into space.
winner: Solar Flare
The solar flare is blocked by the moon.
Winner -> Solar Eclipse
An army of astronautical mice are rocketed to the moon, and they proceed to eat it all. We all know the moon is made of cheese.
Winner: Mice
Ok, this one is obvious: a cat.
So just to be creative:
Winner:
An army of mad, undead cats from hell
Green_Opiate
03-02-2005, 05:10
Not that he ever meets them in the game, but Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4 totally kicks their ***** with his shotgun..
Winner: Leon Kennedy + Shotgun
JesusTehRed
03-02-2005, 06:29
After Guild Wars is released everyone stops playing inferior video games such as Resident Evil and soon Leon is forgotten.
winner: Guild Wars
Really looking forward to see what tops this :D
Kirellii
03-02-2005, 14:41
Guild Wars takes over you say, but that is up until Bill Gates plays and determines it must be his. He mobilizes his forces and like other great ideas surrounds it and converts it. The first Expansion pack is the "pack of capture" called SP1. We buy it forgetting about the streaming technology and load the CD with shining eyes of innocence. Bill programs in an uber weapon for himself and looks cool now.
Winner: Microsoft
Green_Opiate
04-02-2005, 05:57
While sitting in town, Gates is suddenly shrunk, then set on fire, then pounced on by 30 Rotscales. :D
Winner: GW Devs...
Dreamsmith
04-02-2005, 19:20
But Guild Wars is still running under Bill's OS, which has never met a virus it didn't like. The Dev's intricate software is crashed, and Bill gets his last laugh from beyond the grave.
Winner: Viruses. (...and the ghost of Bill Gates... ooooOOOOOooooo... http://www.rpgforums.net/images/smilies/scared.gif)
Green_Opiate
04-02-2005, 19:42
Antivirus installation is out of date, and the virus doesnt let you access the internet to download new definitions...meanwhile, spyware and other programs slow your computer to a crawl, and popups block you from seeing anything on the screen. And there is a strange clicking noise coming from your computer whenever you move the mouse...and theres no answer at the computer manufacturer's tech support or at your technically oriented friend's house down the road. You unplug the computer, plug it back in and find somehow someone or something has set a BIOS password. You then proceed to take your computer to the back yard and blow it up with fireworks and gasoline. (A friend of mine actually did this :idea: )
Winner: Explosives
JesusTehRed
04-02-2005, 20:15
Explosives are rendered useless without oxygen to help the combustion,
winner: Vacuum
TBMarauder
05-02-2005, 00:13
Explosives are rendered useless without oxygen to help the combustion,
winner: Vacuum
The unique patented anti-vacuum valve of this nipple allows air to flow into the bottle, reducing incidents of painful gas after feeding.
http://mii.babyuniverse.com/product_images/pic/59/l59-5346.jpg
winner: Silicone Nipples.
plottski
05-02-2005, 02:49
Well the only thing that can beat silicon nipples would have to be the real thing
Winner Breast Feeding
Well an imbalanced intake of nutrition by the mother (due to the Atkins Diet), makes the breast milk unhealthy.
Winner: Atkin's Diet
Green_Opiate
05-02-2005, 05:43
She is married to Jared, and he convinces her to go back to an all hoagie diet.
Winner: Subway Diet
The comercials Jared featured on earned him a substantial sum of money. With his new found wealth more attractive women are finding interest in him and not used to haveing attractive women look at him that way he gives into temptation and leaves his wife for another.
Winner: Comercials!
plottski
05-02-2005, 06:46
With all the modern techonolgy, commercials are no longer seen by people, takin g all of jared's money leaving him begging for scrapes behind Subway. Which folds to the Quarter Pounders W/cheese
Winner TiVo and McDonalds
Plottski
Minelle Tempest
05-02-2005, 13:35
Oh, this is too easy... ;)
Considering it is the only country in the world where a McDonald's restaurant has gone out of business, due to vegetarians and a domestic hamburger chain (called Max).
Winner: Sweden
Green_Opiate
05-02-2005, 19:40
Zee Sveedish sheef a-meeks amuricins theenk all-a Sveedish peepul toolk a-like dees.
Winner: Swedish Chef
edit: and his cooking beats mcdonald's, too
Zee Sveedish sheef a-meeks amuricins theenk all-a Sveedish peepul toolk a-like dees.
Winner: Swedish Chef
edit: and his cooking beats mcdonald's, too
The Swedish Chef goes up against George Foreman in the Iron Chef competition. No one knows who is the better Chef really, because a Foreman Grill mysteriously broke over the Swedish Chef's head.
Winner: George Foreman Grill
doublebubble
05-02-2005, 23:45
The Swedish Chef goes up against George Foreman in the Iron Chef competition. No one knows who is the better Chef really, because a Foreman Grill mysteriously broke over the Swedish Chef's head.
Winner: George Foreman Grill
Then George gets cocky, and goes agains Ronco.. The instructions are to: Set it, and forget it! Since George has beeh hit in the head so many times, he cant figure out how to use the thing, and runs off crying..
Winner: The Ronco Rotisserie Cooker
~dB~
Green_Opiate
06-02-2005, 05:46
I've never heard of the Ronco Rotisserie Cooker, or how great it is, so instead I just go buy my rotisserie chicken from Kroger.
Winner: Kroger pre-cooked chicken dinners...
JesusTehRed
07-02-2005, 01:03
The world is taken over by a group of militant veagans who outlaw the eating of meat. Chickens now roam free without fear of being eaten.
winner: Militant Veagans
Harmless
07-02-2005, 01:06
Bugs Bunny eats all the veagans carrots. Militant veagans starve.
Winner: Bugs Bunny
Dreamsmith
07-02-2005, 06:07
Bugs once again fails to make that critical left turn at Albuquerque and ends up starving in the desert. A nationwide campaign begins to improve directional signs to prevent such tragedies in the future, and GPS becomes standard equipment on all motor vehicles. With their newly equiped cars and better roadsigns, Americans find it easier than ever to travel, and thousands more rabbits die each year as roadkill, but no one starts a campaign to save them since every sane politician knows better than to get between American voters and their cars.
Winner: Oil companies (who benefit from all the increased travel).
Realizing the tainted government due to intense lobying from such large industrial organizations, the Democrats build a time machine in hopes of loosening the Republican hold on the capitol. They abduct Govenor Ross Sterling in the year 1942 and manipulate the timeline so that he is now the Govenor of Texas, while also modifiying the Texas Constitution to ensure the govenor still retains the rights to declare martial law. From this point forward....well...its history. We all know what Ross Sterling does to Oil Companies :). Or if you didnt then look it up, congratulations...you just learned something in the OT.
Winner: Time Machine
JesusTehRed
07-02-2005, 22:06
Steven Hawking writes a new book resoundingly negating the possibility of time travel,
winner: Dude in the wheelchair
Stone Cold Steve Austin breaks Steven Hawkings finger, the one that controls his moves and uses his pad to communicate. Who said wrestling wasnt real?
Winner: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Kirellii
09-02-2005, 03:22
Stone Cold poses in victory and flexes his muscles upon muscles. He flexes so hard his wardrobe has a malfunction and the public react in outrage against cotton clothes.
Winner: Spandex
Spandex is wildly popular, and the newest trend until trend setters realize everyone is doing it, and they switch to jeans as the newest trend.
Winner: Blue Jeans
Green_Opiate
09-02-2005, 07:10
The nonconformists who have worn blue jeans all along are suddenly trendy, but then they realize they dont care about fashion one way or the other, and that that is the way to true nonconformity.
Winner: Enlightened Nonconformists (or just nonconformists)
Well I'm just gonna go unconventional here......unconventionally NUCLEAR.
Winner: Nuclear Bomb
Booyah.
(What do you want...it was a hard one X_X)
Call me old fashioned, but lemme throw in a bigger bang
Winner: Big Bang
JesusTehRed
11-02-2005, 21:48
while the bang destroys everything in this universe Quinn Mallory (from the tv show sliders) is able to escape to another dimension where the cataclysmic event has had no effect.
winner: Guy From the Worst Show Ever
P.S. I really hated that tv show
Who could beat that guy. Oh I know. "Ya Meathead"
Winner: Archie Bunker
This thread cannot die
Winner: Restore life skill
Kirellii
16-02-2005, 00:56
Well now you have a life, but your boss takes it away.
Winner: Day Job - don't quit it - you need it for money to pay for Internet Access and Expansion Packs.
Harmless
16-02-2005, 02:33
Well now you have a life, but your boss takes it away.
Winner: Day Job - don't quit it - you need it for money to pay for Internet Access and Expansion Packs.
You go to Vegas and hit the jackpot. Your day job is history.
Winner: Vegas
You go to Vegas and hit the jackpot. Your day job is history.
Winner: Vegas
The Winnings Commission Board reviews your case, only to find out that you had a relative working at the Casino. A distant cousin you didnt even know about. This made you inelligible for jackpots, and also got you a nice tea time with two burly ex wrestlers named Paul and The Butcher.
Winner: Not you! I kid...really..
Winner: Casino Thugs (and remember...what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas....much like your thumb)
Green_Opiate
16-02-2005, 07:04
But of course the casino thugs are actually in the Mafia.
Winner: The Mafia
Well theres only one thing that can tear apart The Mafia.
Winner: Turf War
Peanut2232
17-02-2005, 04:32
Well theres only one thing that can tear apart The Mafia.
Winner: Turf War
Turf War... like Surf & Turf? Well Red Lobster has a rockin' surf and turf platter
Winner: Red Lobster
Turf War... like Surf & Turf? Well Red Lobster has a rockin' surf and turf platter
Winner: Red Lobster
This just got me thinking of my old days playing XCOM2: Terror from the deep, anyone who has played will know who my winner is.
Winner: Lobsterman
Green_Opiate
17-02-2005, 07:00
The Thing From The Black Lagoon.
Because old movie monsters rock.
Winner: The Thing From The Black Lagoon
(feel free to contradict this winner, cause I havent played XCOM2)
Psssssh. Swamp Thing would school any lagoon creature, any time, anywhere.
Winner: Swamp Thing
Green_Opiate
23-02-2005, 05:37
Then we'd have to leave the wimpy lagoon and go to the big wide ocean to find...Godzilla...
Winner: Godzilla
JesusTehRed
23-02-2005, 09:28
Developments in computer technology allow movie makers to make movies with better graphics bringing an end to they times of men in plastic suits crushing model tanks.
winner: CGI
On a side note, nice to actually see somebody from the boards in game, had fun Tsume and hopefully our guilds will cross paths again next BWE :D
Green_Opiate
24-02-2005, 05:31
Heh, well we could always stick suicidal or terminally ill people in the movies in car crashes, explosions, murders, stuff like that. Reality is more real than CGI.
Winner: Reality
(edit: but in reality, we wouldnt do that, so nevermind)
And if you want to experience everything like reality while still being lazy I'd say...
Winner: Dreams
If you just could control what to dream of when you sleep :p
Kirellii
26-02-2005, 15:05
If you wake up and find that the dream was true and there to greet you with a smile.
Winner: You
BP-HaWK90
01-03-2005, 03:01
If you wake up and find that the dream was true and there to greet you with a smile.
Winner: You
Bad news, the dread was that your girlfreind was cheating on you with your best friend, your brother, and steven hawking. You break down in depression and kill yourself
Winner: Depression
(Ya and I know whats coming next...Anti-depressants.)
Kirellii
01-03-2005, 03:48
So instead of depression, you flip the cover back over the launch button and decide to give negotiation another try and forget the Nuclear Weapons.
Winner: Bilateral Talk
Green_Opiate
01-03-2005, 05:08
Bilateral talks break down and Cold War II begins.
Again, the only way to keep from getting blown to hell is to be able to blow the other side to hell.
Winner: MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction)
BP-HaWK90
01-03-2005, 15:58
Bilateral talks break down and Cold War II begins.
Again, the only way to keep from getting blown to hell is to be able to blow the other side to hell.
Winner: MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction)
Russia crushes America in the was and makes America communist enslaving all who oppose.
Winner: Russia
Green_Opiate
01-03-2005, 23:50
Russia crushes America in the was and makes America communist enslaving all who oppose.
Winner: Russia
When Russia launches nukes, America senses it and launches its own nukes, destroying both countries. (hence MAD)
Then, a worldwide nuclear winter ensues.
Winner: Nuclear Winter
BP-HaWK90
02-03-2005, 00:05
When Russia launches nukes, America senses it and launches its own nukes, destroying both countries. (hence MAD)
Then, a worldwide nuclear winter ensues.
Winner: Nuclear Winter
Pyro, being the good guy that he is, melts all of the snow (along with everyone else) and turns the world into a huge flaming planet where Pyro is king.
Winner: Pyro
(If you don't know who Pyro is don't ask, I don't feel like getting mad)
Peanut2232
02-03-2005, 00:47
Pyro, being the good guy that he is, melts all of the snow (along with everyone else) and turns the world into a huge flaming planet where Pyro is king.
Winner: Pyro
(If you don't know who Pyro is don't ask, I don't feel like getting mad)
Pyro melted all the snow... then all the snow evaporated, just as he had set the whole world on fire... the clouds open up and quenched the fires leaving the earth a Steaming pile of Charcoal.
Winner: Steaming Pile of Charcoal.
Kirellii
02-03-2005, 02:09
Sensing the Steaming Pile of Charcoal, the deadly Charr enter our world like other Digibeasts through a broadband node without a proper firewall and set up shop... thereby giving us our GW fix directly. I am off to get my bow in anticipation of the possiblility.
Anyhow....
Winner: The Charr
BP-HaWK90
02-03-2005, 02:26
Sensing the Steaming Pile of Charcoal, the deadly Charr enter our world like other Digibeasts through a broadband node without a proper firewall and set up shop... thereby giving us our GW fix directly. I am off to get my bow in anticipation of the possiblility.
Anyhow....
Winner: The Charr
The Birds of Prey (my guild) kill off all of the charr and the world goes through a time of peace and harmony.
Every one rejoyces over their new god Magus Hawking (my Mo/N healer).
Winner: The Birds of Prey
oh here's an idea. If Katamary Damacy took over this world and our world was exactly like Katamary Damacy. :D
T
Winner: The Birds of Prey
None of the existing birds come even close to the might of the Moa
Winner: Moa Bird
BP-HaWK90
03-03-2005, 02:17
None of the existing birds come even close to the might of the Moa
Winner: Moa Bird
RoD tames the wild beast and after the Moa Bird is tamed, they kill it.
Winner: Charm Animal
RoD tames the wild beast and after the Moa Bird is tamed, they kill it.
Winner: Charm Animal
Winner: Break charm skill :p
And the Moa becomes hostile and kills your party, alas you have to start all over again with other methods of trickery
Pedaalemmerzak
03-03-2005, 21:43
Elementalist newbie #94309 casts Firestorm on the Moa Bird, setting it on fire and killing it almost instantly.
Winner: Elementalist newbie #94309
BP-HaWK90
05-03-2005, 00:08
Elementalist newbie #94309 casts Firestorm on the Moa Bird, setting it on fire and killing it almost instantly.
Winner: Elementalist newbie #94309
Mesmer uses power leak and the Moa Bird kills the Elementalist.
Winner: Power Leak
Harmless
05-03-2005, 00:45
Mesmer uses power leak and the Moa Bird kills the Elementalist.
Winner: Power Leak
Tim "the toolman" Taylor (Tim Allen) adds MORE POWER and takes care of the power leak.
Winner: Tim Allen
Elzevir of Indira
05-03-2005, 03:10
Tim "the toolman" Taylor (Tim Allen) adds MORE POWER and takes care of the power leak.
Winner: Tim Allen
The police bust Tim for selling drugs, Power Leak continues.
Winner: Actually the winner is Bubba in the shower as he gets to take a crack (pardon the pun) at a jailed celebrity.
Kirellii
05-03-2005, 03:20
Bubba succumbs to all the hype and travelling, goes into shock and now is just a shell of his former self in some museum.
Loser: Bubba the Lobster
Winner: Posterity
In the future the Dictionary is burned by the 'fireman', and the word is extirpated from this world.
Looser: Posterity
Winner: Fireman
Green_Opiate
05-03-2005, 07:19
But the fireman overlooks the Urbandictionary, and people still have a resource to look up any word they need to.
Winner: Urbandictionary
(.com)
Urbandictionary.com is overwhelmed by DOS attacks.
Looser: Urbandictionary (.com)
Winner:Me
eeh? then I nominate...
Winner: That guy!
(you'll understand better what I mean if you've watched:Futurama, futurestock episode)
ps. (offtopic, nice you got your lovely avatar back Kirelii :) )
ive watched futuruma but i dont exactly remember who 'that guy' is, but either way a hitman get hired to take him out.
Looser: That Guy
Winner: 47
I didn't bother looking up if this has come up before but here goes nothing.
Winner: 42
Perfidia
06-03-2005, 17:17
Then I guess the only thing that can beat 42 would be it's creator...
Winner - Douglas Adams
and offcourse the only thing that could beat douglas adam's book is the inspiration for the book.
Looser: Douglas Adams
Winner: B33r
gumpygrits
08-03-2005, 04:25
Q: What beats beer every time?
A: Frat boys
Loser: beer
Winner: frat boys
Green_Opiate
08-03-2005, 06:26
And what beats frat boys every time? Alcohol poisoning!
Winner: Alcohol Poisoning
Kirellii
09-03-2005, 02:01
Alcohol Poisoning is easily defeated by....
Hurling upon your date's lap in the car as you drive to the Hospital.
Winner: Hurling (and Your Date's Friends when they hear the story)
When you go to hurl in the toilet you rip up the lid and see a floater, which instantaneously makes you forget all about hurling and you just run out of the restroom.
Winner: Floater
(hey he said Hurling, why not go a step further)
Kirellii
11-03-2005, 01:47
You cry out and rush back to the scene of the floater to retrieve
Your "False Teeth" which fell out and in when you screamed.
You reach in and retrieve them and hastily replace them after a quick wash so you can get back to your date.
Winner: Desperation
(Actually this is a true story - minus the scream - I made that up.)
I use the desperation to intiate desperation blow: If this attack hits, you strike for +5-29 damage, and your target either suffers a deep wound, begins bleeding, or becomes crippled. After making a desperation blow, you fall down.
not sure who i hit but ill figure that out eventually....
looser: Desperation
Winner: Desperation Blow
Which results, in bad balance and a fall
Winner: Gravity
Isaac Newton introduced gravity and thus has copyright on it
winner: Isaac Newton
turns out that the desperation blow actually did hit something it hit newton.
Looser: Isaac Newton
Winner: Desperation Blow (2 time champ)
but after being knocked down he gets hit by 8 obsedian flames and dies a horrible death
winner: Obsedian Flame combo
umm actually he has illusion of weakness on, so tada im still alive
Winner: Ilussion of Weakness
Hmm a skill simulator is so boring to read... Anything wins that :p
Winner: Complete server crash
Kirellii
13-03-2005, 12:14
The automated controls take over and the:
Complete Server Crash
is fixed by the backup reload by hotswapping the hard drive and synching everything.
Winner: Raid Hot Swap
I've got no idea wtf you're talking about right now so can't be bothered with whatever it is.
Winner: Stupidity
Minelle Tempest
13-03-2005, 15:35
Well, lack of knowledge can easily be remedied (with a little time and effort)...
...and the winner is: Education!
actually if you have money you dont need education.
Winner: Money
But money can't buy happiness
winner: happiness
actually money can buy hapiness or most Americans seem to think so...
as proven by the change of the ideals life,liberty, property to life liberty and pursuit of hapiness although despite this change the basic truths were still spoken of as life liberty and property.
Winner: Money still reigns king!
The great depression in the 1930's caused the crash of the American stock market and significantly decreased the monetary value of many currencies around the globe.
winner: Great depression
but money recovered sparing you the history lesson, and today we see the importance of it as we go to war for oil which sells for money. (this is not my actual position on the war btw)
Winner: Money reigns again
Greed is what drives the lust for more money, if there was no greed, there would be almost no motive to invade a country just for the oil it has.
winner: greed
(dang, I'm running out of ideas, you're making me sweat Hurrin :lol: )
monks don't care about earthly possession so greed is not an option for them
winner: monk
actaully through out history there have been lots of greedy priests and monks
Winner: Greed
Kirellii
15-03-2005, 00:43
It is hard to beat Greed.
So sometimes you just gotta get rid of them by whatever means necessary and redistribute their stuff.
Winner: War
but war is often cause by greed for more stuff
Winner: Greed (3x champ)!!!!!
Kirellii
15-03-2005, 01:17
Greed falls to time and the ultimate winner - Death.
You can't take it with you - but you can sure try.
Winner: Death
i might be cutting a fine line, but many people were greedt even in death, such as the pharoahs who built huge *** pyramids and put lotsa gold in them
Winner: Greed (bruised and battered but still reigning 4X)
Kirellii
15-03-2005, 02:46
Greed is hard to beat I am sure.
But let us take a look at the things Greedy people have wanted...
Gold
Jade
Opium
Silver
Power
Silk
Shoes
My thought would be that all these things, even if you bury them with you fade in time. I would not want any of these. Give me a story or a good game and friends any day. Even things like Diamonds can be manufactured later, and the others eventually do become more common or cheaper with technology. The treasures of old... sure they are good, but I imagine the newer treasures are always better. So I would say Innovation of new goods keeps replacing the old stuff. Eventually a certain balance is set such as that experienced by the MMORPGs and Greed is no longer the winner. Technology catches up and something like Guild Wars is created.
Winner: Us
I'm a loner so I don't give a damn about you (not really true but w/e)
us - you = me, so..
winner: me
being a "loner" will not get you very far GW, and will add an unecessary difficulty to your travels. This being said, being in a group and using teamwork will allow you to prevail and move forward in you journey with more ease.
winner: teamwork/ stength through numbers
Green_Opiate
16-03-2005, 05:07
To pull this back off Guild Wars, your team's numbers are stricken with the bird flu, and all die.
Winner: The Bird Flu
And Hurin, don't the rules say you can't post anything as winner thats already been posted? :p
Harmless
16-03-2005, 12:57
The CDC makes a vaccine against the bird flu and saves the day.
Winner: CDC
Kirellii
17-03-2005, 04:02
The CDC computers become obsolete (Control Data Corp) and personal computers take over the market as the big iron mainframes die.
Winner: Macintosh (just to be different and not GW compliant - yet)
But the Macs also break down
Winner: Nintendo 8bit :D
JesusTehRed
17-03-2005, 11:05
You attempt to play video games but since you have been busy with finals writing a total of over 35pages of crap on topics ranging from the russian revolution to modern isreali polotics you seem to be hallucinating and having trouble typing a response to a forum thread game thread let alone play games as complicated as Zelda!
winner: school induced hallucinations
O sleep! O gentle sleep!
Nature’s soft nurse, how have I frighted thee,
That thou no more wilt weigh my eyelids down
And steep my senses in forgetfulness?
(only shakespeare can comprehend my pain)
Green_Opiate
22-03-2005, 05:37
Ah, well getting a little bit of sleep would help with hallucinations, but be sure to not sleep to long or else you wont be able to function.
Winner: A nice nap.
O sleep! O gentle sleep!
Nature’s soft nurse, how have I frighted thee,
That thou no more wilt weigh my eyelids down
And steep my senses in forgetfulness?
(only shakespeare can comprehend my pain)
Henry IV? You're quoting Henry IV... the Second part? Caliban (an anagram for canibal) kicks any Henry apart. From The Tempest:
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears; and sometime voices,
That, if I then had wak’d after long sleep,
Will make me sleep again: and then, in dreaming,
The clouds methought would open and show riches
Ready to drop upon me; that, when I wak’d
I cried to dream again.
Winner: Caliban
Oh but wait. That's getting off the train of things and shouldn't be allowed.
Winner: train of things
Ah, well getting a little bit of sleep would help with hallucinations, but be sure to not sleep to long or else you wont be able to function.
Winner: A nice nap.
I stab you in the face while you are napping.
Winner: stab you in the face
And if you don't have time to sleep then the...
Winner is: A Fresh cup of coffee
EDIT/
Sorry X U your post was the first on a new page didn't notice it :(
Kirellii
23-03-2005, 05:31
When you take a big swig...
You realise that your fresh cup of coffee was someone dip cup (Skoal) and you get a mouthful of peppermint goodness...
Winner: Bystanders (who are watching the theater)
Gosh - I never thought that such a rich life of events would come in so handy - bleck. Redman is worse than Skoal by the way.
Green_Opiate
05-04-2005, 16:31
The bystanders are suddenly covered in juicy tobacco due to you spitting it out in disgust. Later, you and everyone else get cancer.
Winner: Cancer
(if this has been said already then don't worry about this post)
Kirellii
05-04-2005, 18:32
(After thinking I had won, I am struck down with a Cancer...)
However, never losing faith, I pray to the Holy Father JP2 and my Cancer goes away and he is elevated to Sainthood based on the Miracle cure.
Winner by a longshot: Miracle
Green_Opiate
05-04-2005, 19:05
:rolleyes: silly. nobody wins, this game just goes and goes.
Well, a miracle is only a miracle if its few and far between. The effectiveness of miracles are hampered my the nature of miracles themselves.
So the use of the miracle as a cure for cancer is defeated by: Probability
:rolleyes: silly. nobody wins, this game just goes and goes.
Well, a miracle is only a miracle if its few and far between. The effectiveness of miracles are hampered my the nature of miracles themselves.
So the use of the miracle as a cure for cancer is defeated by: Probability
But probability is just what is likely to happen, not what actually occurs. Reality is what actually happens, therefore probability is defeated by: Reality. (Not reality TV :))
Kirellii
06-04-2005, 01:15
I am not hampered by your so called reality. I have been from one side of Tyria to the next and never been under it's sway.
By ignoring what you call is Reality
I choose perceptionally the Winner: Insanity (call me crazy but I can't HEAR YOU)
I am not hampered by your so called reality. I have been from one side of Tyria to the next and never been under it's sway.
By ignoring what you call is Reality
I choose perceptionally the Winner: Insanity (call me crazy but I can't HEAR YOU)
Unfortunately for you, medication is the downfall of insanity, as it forces you to acknowledge reality and on medication YOU CAN HEAR ME. The Winner: Medication
Kirellii
06-04-2005, 05:27
Well having a fondness for Gene Simmons and being a fan of Kiss, I bow to your medication but roll it under my enormous prehensile tongue. So as you check that I am indeed medicated to confront my insanity...
Winner: Freakish Tongue
(This is not intended to hurt the feelings of anyone with a long tongue as my friend can lick his eyebrows (yes - he still lives and is single). He has found his tongue to be quite the Party Favor. Yes - in case you wonder - he has at least one girlfriend (at all times) so no, he does not need your name added to his list - he is doing quite well.)
Zypher Wynn
06-04-2005, 06:19
Yes the freakish tounge sounds great but when you are in the bathroom with a friend what are you going to give them use?
Winner = TP
just testing dont mind this post
Yes the freakish tounge sounds great but when you are in the bathroom with a friend what are you going to give them use?
Winner = TP
Add some water to TP and it just disolves away
Winner = water
Add some water to TP and it just disolves away
Winner = water
Put water in any vacuum and it will boil away due to lack of air pressure. Winner: Outer Space
Zypher Wynn
07-04-2005, 02:16
Put water in any vacuum and it will boil away due to lack of air pressure. Winner: Outer Space
Yes but when you got into outer space, you wear a space suit.
Winner: Space Suit
Yes but when you got into outer space, you wear a space suit.
Winner: Space Suit
Speaking of the obvious...
Winner: Space junk.
Zypher Wynn
07-04-2005, 04:57
Shooting space jump is no test of a Klingon Warrior's metle.
Winner : The Klingons
Green_Opiate
07-04-2005, 06:37
Plastic Surgery would fix those Klingons up real nice...
Winner: Plastic Surgery
ROFL, great story everyone :)
But the Klingons smell too bad and the plastic surgeon dies of the horrible acids in the air
Winner: acid
Ash Fleetfoot
07-04-2005, 13:53
Well with all those Klingons strung out on Acid they will need a good dose at Betty Ford's!
Winners: detox
Zypher Wynn
07-04-2005, 14:00
Well with all those Klingons strung out on Acid they will need a good dose at Betty Ford's!
Winners: detox
But not everyone in detox wants to be there so they get broken out by Sam Kinison.
Winner: Sam Kinison
Green_Opiate
07-04-2005, 18:28
And they die in a car accident with Sam Kinison.
Winner: Car Accident
Zypher Wynn
07-04-2005, 19:35
And they die in a car accident with Sam Kinison.
Winner: Car Accident
But their families hire an frivalous lawsuit attorney to sue the auto maker, claiming that it was the car's fault that caused the accident.
Winner: frivalous lawsuit attorney
Ghostlord
07-04-2005, 22:00
But their families hire an frivalous lawsuit attorney to sue the auto maker, claiming that it was the car's fault that caused the accident.
Winner: frivalous lawsuit attorney
And as we all know,attempting to sue a major auto maker often result in counterlawsuits,and so on,dragging on and on and on,and the only winners there are the lawyers who can claim enormous paychecks to keep pushing the court process.
Winner:Greedy lawyers/Lawfirms
IWantMORIDIN
07-04-2005, 22:25
Any greedy laywer/company can be easily squashed by Moby Dick
Winner: Moby Dick
Zypher Wynn
08-04-2005, 01:59
Any greedy laywer/company can be easily squashed by Moby Dick
Winner: Moby Dick
However a nuclear sub can blast Moby Dick into chum with a torpedo.
Winner: Nuclear Sub
IWantMORIDIN
08-04-2005, 03:55
A sub may be able to destroy a whale, but going at high speeds it will always shatter when it hits really hard stuff.
Winner: Really Hard Stuff (like harder than subs)
Green_Opiate
08-04-2005, 04:51
Of course "Really Hard Stuff" is beaten by"Even Harder Stuff", hahah.
Winner: Crude sex jokes
Zypher Wynn
08-04-2005, 07:28
But crude sex jokes said on a broadcast station in North America can get you fined up to $250,000 by the FCC.
Winner : The FCC
But crude sex jokes said on a broadcast station in North America can get you fined up to $250,000 by the FCC.
Winner : The FCC
THe Supreme court could overturn something set by the FCC
Winner: The court
(note, just because the members of the supreme court are old and near death does not mean death wins, it only means the supreme court dies a winner)
the heart of men are weak and easily conquered...
Winner: money bribe
Zypher Wynn
08-04-2005, 10:35
But money can be counterfieted making those bribes useless.
Winner: Counterfieters
gumpygrits
08-04-2005, 16:45
The Secret Service lays down the law and puts all of the counterfeiters in jail.
Winner: Secret Service
IWantMORIDIN
09-04-2005, 00:20
The Secret Services can't operate if they aren't secret.
Winner: Rumors
Zypher Wynn
09-04-2005, 09:36
However those who start the rumors have to be silenced and what happens to them is covered up.
Winner: Cover Ups
However those who start the rumors have to be silenced and what happens to them is covered up.
Winner: Cover Ups
With so many cover-ups occuring whats bound to happen next? that rights, conspiracies.
Winner: conspiracies.
But conspiracies are silenced when the truth is revealed. Winner; the truth.
But conspiracies are silenced when the truth is revealed. Winner; the truth.
Ander Moonshadow
09-04-2005, 21:47
The truth can easily be countered by destroying evidence or having more credibility.
Winner: propaganda
The truth can easily be countered by destroying evidence or having more credibility.
Winner: propaganda
But propagander is silenced when the leaders mysteriously disappear.
Winner: Assassains
Zypher Wynn
10-04-2005, 00:19
But propagander is silenced when the leaders mysteriously disappear.
Winner: Assassains
But assassains can make mistakes and get captured because of their own stupidity.
Winner: Stupidity
But assassains can make mistakes and get captured because of their own stupidity.
Winner: Stupidity
And with skill on their side they can escape the situation unharmed.
Winner: Skill
Super Emo Man
10-04-2005, 01:35
Yes but a fish pole can easily catch an assassin running away.
Winner: Fish pole
Ah but poor eyesight can make the fisher mis-judge the distance.
Winner: Short sighted people (with the obvious follow up being glasses/contact lenses....and possible the correction that its longsighted :rolleyes: )
Super Emo Man
10-04-2005, 03:09
Actually i was going for a magnifying glass.
Winner: Magnifying Glass
Zypher Wynn
10-04-2005, 04:33
Actually i was going for a magnifying glass.
Winner: Magnifying Glass
But dirt can get on it and will mess up the lens.
Winner: Dirt
Green_Opiate
10-04-2005, 05:44
And dirt can be washed away with Soap.
Winer: Soap
And dirt can be washed away with Soap.
Winer: Soap
But soap can be resisted by...
Winner: Noisey 5 year old.
But soap can be resisted by...
Winner: Noisey 5 year old.
Noisy (and stinky) 5 year olds can be forced to use soap *screams* by their strict parents.
Winner: Strict Parents
Noisy (and stinky) 5 year olds can be forced to use soap *screams* by their strict parents.
Winner: Strict Parents
But parents can get to strict and start hitting.
Winner: Child Beating Laws
Ander Moonshadow
10-04-2005, 14:19
but children can just get their parents' weapons and shoot their parents
winner: firearms
but children can just get their parents' weapons and shoot their parents
winner: firearms
But firearms and such can be locked.
Winner: Safety features.
Zypher Wynn
10-04-2005, 15:58
But firearms and such can be locked.
Winner: Safety features.
But laws requiring gun locks ca be claimed to be invasive and interfer with gun owners rights by the N.R.A. and Charlton Heston
Winner: Charlton Heston
But laws requiring gun locks ca be claimed to be invasive and interfer with gun owners rights by the N.R.A. and Charlton Heston
Winner: Charlton Heston
Charlton Heston was:
"Ranked #28 in Empire (UK) magazine's "The Top 100 Movie Stars of All Time" list. [October 1997]"
Winner: the 27 other movie stars ranked before him.
black_death6
10-04-2005, 16:37
Charlton Heston was:
"Ranked #28 in Empire (UK) magazine's "The Top 100 Movie Stars of All Time" list. [October 1997]"
Winner: the 27 other movie stars ranked before him.
The earth explodes and kills everyone one earth.
Winner: umm, earth exploding.
The earth explodes and kills everyone one earth.
Winner: umm, earth exploding.
But the human race survives in ships and colonising other planets.
Winner: The Space projects
Ander Moonshadow
10-04-2005, 17:14
But Klingons destroy the ships and run away with the valuables.
Winner: Klingons
But Klingons destroy the ships and run away with the valuables.
Winner: Klingons
But toilet paper gets rid of klingons...wait wrong type...But while running thepilot doesn't look where his going and runs into space debris destroying the ship.
Winner: Space Debri
IWantMORIDIN
10-04-2005, 19:05
Space debri can be easily destroyed by lasers.
Winner: Lasers
Space debri can be easily destroyed by lasers.
Winner: Lasers
Which can be reflected back on themselves via Mirrors.
Winner: Mirrors
Ghostlord
10-04-2005, 21:01
Which can be reflected back on themselves via Mirrors.
Winner: Mirrors
And did you ever consider the chance of space not being so empty,and your precious mirrors getting hit by not-so-soft chunks of planets flying around,and the effects of mirrors catching a date with some of them?
Winner: Meteorites
And did you ever consider the chance of space not being so empty,and your precious mirrors getting hit by not-so-soft chunks of planets flying around,and the effects of mirrors catching a date with some of them?
Winner: Meteorites
But the meteorites trajectory can be changed via a nice explosion from the inside (as shown in armageddon).
Winner: Bruce Willis (who i guess also loses in a way lol)
Ghostlord
10-04-2005, 21:34
But the meteorites trajectory can be changed via a nice explosion from the inside (as shown in armageddon).
Winner: Bruce Willis (who i guess also loses in a way lol)
But what if your explosion on the inside is too big...
Winner: Shower of pebbles the size of australia
The explosion is so big the pebbles literally become pebbles and burn up in the atmosphere.
Winner: Earths Atmosphere
Zypher Wynn
10-04-2005, 22:08
But greenhouse gases are slowly depleting the Earth's Atmosphere.
Winner: Greenhouse Gases
But greenhouse gases are slowly depleting the Earth's Atmosphere.
Winner: Greenhouse Gases
But renewable energy sources stop the need for green house gases to be made while creating energy.
Winner: Renewable Energy
black_death6
10-04-2005, 23:24
But renewable energy sources stop the need for green house gases to be made while creating energy.
Winner: Renewable Energy
A desease goes around the world making everyone become an idiot.And makes those that already were... they got hit by cars because they didn't know which side of the street was better(like squirls)
Winner: stupidity
hmm what beats randomly walking across roads in stupidity. Got it! the police monitoring Jay-walking!
Winner: The Cops
hmm what beats randomly walking across roads in stupidity. Got it! the police monitoring Jay-walking!
Winner: The Cops
But the cops aren't there due to understaffing due to budget cuts. Winner: Budget cuts
black_death6
10-04-2005, 23:38
But the cops aren't there due to understaffing due to budget cuts. Winner: Budget cuts
Bill gates donates all his money to differnt countries and therfor they have enough money to hire more cops
winner: bill gates' generosity.
Zypher Wynn
10-04-2005, 23:50
Bill gates donates all his money to differnt countries and therfor they have enough money to hire more cops
winner: bill gates' generosity.
But Bill Gates looses a lot of money defending himself from anti-trust lawsuits and can not afford to keep up his donations.
Winner: Anti-Trust Lawsuits
Super Emo Man
11-04-2005, 00:06
But if any of you noticed, the earth exploded awhile back
Winner: Everyones ability to look over details.
Ander Moonshadow
11-04-2005, 00:15
But if any of you noticed, the earth exploded awhile back
Winner: Everyones ability to look over details.
but mlmuijodmlfkjmlsdkjnfw,nbmskjfgdfkjaoie
winner: total randomness
but mlmuijodmlfkjmlsdkjnfw,nbmskjfgdfkjaoie
winner: total randomness
Hey that's not randomness! In Klingon 'mlmuijodmlfkjmlsdkjnfw,nbmskjfgdfkjaoie' means:
I love cheese cake!
Winner: Cheese Cake
black_death6
11-04-2005, 00:56
Hey that's not randomness! In Klingon 'mlmuijodmlfkjmlsdkjnfw,nbmskjfgdfkjaoie' means:
I love cheese cake!
Winner: Cheese Cake
I love cheese cake
winner: me
... i think i know how im goin to loose.
Ander Moonshadow
11-04-2005, 01:35
you die of old age
winner: old age.
black_death6
11-04-2005, 02:22
you die of old age
winner: old age.
well thats not what i was thinking of i was goin to be beat by but anyways,
Scientists have invented new technology to let people live forever.
But the scientists have been having to spend all their time hunting for funding instead of doing their research!
Winner: NSF funding cut
Super Emo Man
11-04-2005, 03:32
The scientists become corrupt and start using counterfeight money.
Winner: Corrupt Scientists
Zypher Wynn
11-04-2005, 04:55
The scientists become corrupt and start using counterfeight money.
Winner: Corrupt Scientists
However because of their coruption, they cut corners and their experiments fail.
Winner: Failure
black_death6
11-04-2005, 12:54
However because of their coruption, they cut corners and their experiments fail.
Winner: Failure
But the next day the money in the real world go changed to exactly what their pink counterfeight money looked like.
Winner:luck
But the next day the money in the real world go changed to exactly what their pink counterfeight money looked like.
Winner:luck
But luck works both ways and a fire starts out burning the stock-pile of cash they'd collected.
Winner: Bad Luck
black_death6
11-04-2005, 21:36
But luck works both ways and a fire starts out burning the stock-pile of cash they'd collected.
Winner: Bad Luck
Then one of the scientists realized they had a fire extinguisher right next to them, so saving most of their money.
Winner: Fire extinguiser
Ash Fleetfoot
11-04-2005, 23:00
Then one of the scientists realized they had a fire extinguisher right next to them, so saving most of their money.
Winner: Fire extinguiser
Realising that he has been cheated in his moment of victory, the little man in the red suit grabs the sopping wet money that the scientist saved from the flames and exits the building at a dead run much, much richer.
Winner: Pyromancer... oops pyromaniac
Realising that he has been cheated in his moment of victory, the little man in the red suit grabs the sopping wet money that the scientist saved from the flames and exits the building at a dead run much, much richer.
Winner: Pyromancer... oops pyromaniac
Looking down the pyromaniac notices some odd colours running down his hands and dripping onto the floor. Looking more carefully at the notes he realises the dye is running out of the paper, with a scream of anger and defeat he throws the notes to the floor and looks for something to burn.
Winner: Cheap Dye
Looking down the pyromaniac notices some odd colours running down his hands and dripping onto the floor. Looking more carefully at the notes he realises the dye is running out of the paper, with a scream of anger and defeat he throws the notes to the floor and looks for something to burn.
Winner: Cheap Dye
But dye in guild wars can survive exposure to liquids. Winner: Guild Wars Dye
But dye in guild wars can survive exposure to liquids. Winner: Guild Wars Dye
But it can be removed via bleech :D
Winner: Bleech
But it can be removed via bleech :D
Winner: Bleech
First of all it's bleach and second of all it's called dye remover in game. Winner: Political Correctness
First of all it's bleach and second of all it's called dye remover in game. Winner: Political Correctness
Aye it is bleach but its late and i'm getting sleepy, secondly no-where does it state that it has to be immediatley related (just generally).
Winner: Using petty technicalities to your advantage.
Zypher Wynn
12-04-2005, 03:58
Aye it is bleach but its late and i'm getting sleepy, secondly no-where does it state that it has to be immediatley related (just generally).
Winner: Using petty technicalities to your advantage.
But then someone comes along and whines until those who make the rules of the game remove the petty technicalities and slam everyone with the almighty nerf bat.
Winner: Nerf Bat
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