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MixedVariety
10-06-2005, 03:04
Ok, I never had so much fun with a botched up mission as I did this morning. All the people in my party, including me the mesmer, were completely hopeless and helpless and had a great time. Noobs. But nobody was a crab about it, we just kept trying.

We're doing the Sanctum Cay mission. First we get off the boat, talk to Evennia, she hands us the Scepter of Orr. We kill a bunch of inferno imps, go down to the first beach, up the river, and encounter a bunch of executioners, hellhounds, and the like. They all gang up on us and kill us because we charged in like dolts. Mission over. Try again.

Next time we get about 14 feet further. While we're taking care of the monsters, smaller groups at a time, one member of our party was wandering down by the beach and decided to bring a bunch of lightning drakes to the party. Voiceover in my head: "Hey, party of dubious heros, I'd like you to meet my leetle friends, our neighbors the Drakes"...Mission over. Try again.

Ok, now we were careful. We made it all the way through the poison swamp (only three of us died there standing like fools in the water, none of them me thank goodness), the Bone Drakes, up to the gate leading to the vizier's pad, and realized the Scepter was gone. We'd left it back at the dock near Evennia. Ran back to get it (easy enough, monsters were all gone now), returned, went through the gate, there were some Hill Giants and inferno imps. And this is where the real hilarity comes into play.
As we engage them in battle, whomever has the Scepter has the bright idea to thread his/her way through the fighting, run up to Vizier Khilbron, and hand it over to him. The cinematic starts, and you know, the Vizier is talking to our leader, a young blonde warrior fellow. Our leader makes the appropriate responses at the necessary times, nodding his head knowingly and twitching his eyebrows, and suddenly, he catches on fire. The viz tells us how we've been betrayed, Evennia is captured and all that stuff, bla bla, and now I think about it I can hear the sounds of battle going on. The leader is alternately fine, then catches on fire again...and in the background, there are hill giants running around, bashing the rest of the party once in a while with clubs. While the rest of us look on, totally unconcerned with the fact that we're being beaten and burnt to a crisp, the vizier, also unconcerned, goes on with his spiel. We're getting bludgeoned and fried. I guess the giants were actually on our side, because every time one of us caught fire, the friendly giants would come put it out with a club. Nice of them, eh? Vizier raises some helpful dead, who completely ignore us and go rushing off on their own somewhere.

I was laughing uncontrollably by this time. I couldn't help it. Coffee came out of my nose in the real world, while I stood around calmly being beaten and fried like a chicken patty in the virtual one. Finally the cinematic ends, we're all completely dead for a second and then miraculously brought back to life (maybe a built-in aspect of the cinematics, that you really don't take damage while you're in it?) The helpful dead are, well, dead. A couple of White Mantle creeps are hanging around, so we school 'em on the Ways of the Heroes, and go on to the dock.
Of course, nobody really could pay much attention to what the Viz was saying during the slambake fiasco, so we went all the way back to where Evennia's dock was. She was still there (the viz lied), her ship was fine, but nothing good happened and I think she was mad, because she wouldn't talk to us. After wandering around for a few days, during which time the Viz would pop into existence with some useless advice and tantalizingly disappear again, we finally found the dock and the Viz. Now you'd think he would have gotten some kind of head start while we were uselessly meandering around the island, but nope. He waited for us, then told us he had to summon a ship and could we please protect him, etc. But I know he lied, because he took so freaking long I'm quite positive he had NO summoning skills but ordered lumber, nails, cloth for sails, pitch, etc. from the local Home Depot and built a ship (I know, because every time I turned around to see what he was doing he screeched at me and told me to mind my own business) while we fought off everything until we were overwhelmed and killed. Mission over. Oh, and while we were lying there dead, in our twisted agonies, then...only THEN, does he tell us it's time to hurry, get on the boat.

Sigh.
We tried it over and succeeded without a hitch.
This was such a comedy of errors that there was no reason to get upset. Nobody swore or called anyone names, we all just had a good time being total n00bheads, and this is what makes the game enjoyable.

Elronia
10-06-2005, 03:21
Had a great laugh reading this. Wish i was there too :)

sonofcalculator
10-06-2005, 03:28
That happens a lot with the ingame cinematics.

I think it was Divinity Coast (where you deliver the scepter/protect Confessor Dorian), and during the ceremony with the Mantle celebrating you at the end, all of them were being smacked from behind by a mob of skeletons.

Also, during the infusion mission someone decided to go afk, and our whole party proceeded to get killed while we talked to the Seer, without an option of skipping the cutscene.

Mkillerh
10-06-2005, 03:29
Hahhhaahahahah!!!! HHAahahah! Great story :) :happy34:

clairvoyance
10-06-2005, 03:29
Lol, I'd like to see that cutscene where every1 was on fire and getting whacked hy giants =D

goltar25
10-06-2005, 04:52
I had a similar experience with the Great Northern Wall mission. One group I was with decided to wait near the end with the soldiers and attempt to kill the Charr there. I was chosen to stand by Captain Calhaan and talk to him immediately if things got out of hand. Suffice it to say, as soon as the Charr reached us, things immediately got WAY out of hand, so I ended it. However, the Charr decided that we should all be thoroughly beaten while we were standing there. The cinematic became a complete swarm of Charr. :lol:

edibledustbunny
10-06-2005, 04:53
Hehe, I just did that mission today with a new character I had been rushing through the game.
I was only level 13 so I didn't bother trying to find a group, as I didn't think anyone would want me... I just did it with henchmen.

The first time, I had 60% DP but was so close to winning. We were getting overwhelmed and henchmen were dying around me.
I ran off and escaped with no aggro, with 1 hp left. I waited to regenerate... but for some reason the pips showed up, but I didn't heal.

Alesia the healer ran over and orison'ed me, which didn't have any effect... All she accomplished was bringing over enemies which killed me with one attack.

I was pretty angry but I figured it was a bug and I had already died.

The next time, I made it to the vizier without dying once. Then, a helpful bug made the next part very easy. All I had to fight was the first group of 2 or 3 mantle. No one else came so I just sit still and watched the ship get summoned. :D

Mortimer
10-06-2005, 05:32
The first time, I had 60% DP but was so close to winning. We were getting overwhelmed and henchmen were dying around me.
I ran off and escaped with no aggro, with 1 hp left. I waited to regenerate... but for some reason the pips showed up, but I didn't heal.

Alesia the healer ran over and orison'ed me, which didn't have any effect... All she accomplished was bringing over enemies which killed me with one attack.
I would guess you used Endure Pain and it wore off. The skill wearing off can't kill you, but it can give you negative health. You have to regen back the negative health before it goes back above 1. The orison of healing just went to regain a bit of the negative health.

EliteNewbz
10-06-2005, 05:32
Good times... I had something similar to this, while doing Elona's Reach mission, as we RAN FOR our lives from the snakes and such "I was being funny and yelling at the person holding the last crystal to "DIE FOR THEIR COUNTRY" while I (the monk) stopped healing him" But he ran a bit fast and when he got cripple and almost died I had to save him,because I didn't want to waste another 30 mins. So as we are at the cutscene, we're being torn to pieces by the Swords and Medusa-like-creatures...It was funny and wow this is fun...

edibledustbunny
10-06-2005, 07:08
I would guess you used Endure Pain and it wore off. The skill wearing off can't kill you, but it can give you negative health. You have to regen back the negative health before it goes back above 1. The orison of healing just went to regain a bit of the negative health.

Yeah it was most likely endure pain... I remember I had it on my skill bar, so I probably used it.

Nefaru Firestorm
10-06-2005, 09:07
First time doing the Northern Wall, we tried to fight off the Charr "invasion" (20-30 of 'em). They slowly started taking ground, so I (the leader) ran up to the Captain and started the cinematic. Usually you're supposed to see all the Charr running up to the gate during this cinematic. Ours showed all the Charr already inside the courtyard, killing everything. Then "I" start talking, while having about 15-20 Charr hitting me. Amidst all "my" talking you hear (almost constantly) "AGH! UGH! ARGH! AAAAAH! ARGH!" etc...as well as the Charr growling and using skills.

freaking hilaroius.

crimsonangel
10-06-2005, 09:36
do the last mission with a ranger as leader and watch the cinematic as he kills the 2nd last boss(not gonna spoil the ending with names)
oh the humiliation!

Taunted
10-06-2005, 09:53
do the last mission with a ranger as leader and watch the cinematic as he kills the 2nd last boss(not gonna spoil the ending with names)
oh the humiliation!

LOL Yeah when I came through the game the leader was a Ranger. I laughed my *** off at that, but for some reason the rest of my group didn't find it funny atall. When I said "LOL you are quite the marksman!" all I got was "STFU n00b!". Which actually just made me laugh more.


Good story by the thread starter too. :happy14:

majoho
10-06-2005, 10:08
Funny stuff

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mr Panda
10-06-2005, 12:18
yeh, i did final mission with a ranger as leader as well (and they complain no one takes them on mission...) and it did look a bit odd, and quite cool, executing Mr X at point blank range...would be nice to see what it looks like with a warrior executing him, ill try it some time.

Loquetus
10-06-2005, 15:26
warriors chop his head off :)

i wanna see a monk do it :p
:clap: what could a monk do... heal him to death?

Jericho Dog
10-06-2005, 16:54
This reminds me of a scene from Jedi Outcast, where your in a hangar and Luke is fighting the main enemy (Dassan..??). Well, their battle is rendered in real time, so on one occasion D cuts off Luke's right arm! with the lightsaber!

Of course Luke can't lose the battle so he proceeds to beat him with the stump......

totally hysterical!

Lucille Drako
10-06-2005, 18:05
hold on.. I reckona monk can kill him with health, I mean.. an undead getting a heal...? helaing what? his life? but he's undead. it must have the negative effect and kill him .

(although I know thats not technically true, having used healing breeze on a bone minion of my pary before.. now thats just hilarious while holding ctrl)


"You healed the minion and I'm getting my head kicked in.. what planet are you from???"

EvilSage
10-06-2005, 18:14
haha great story especially the friendly giants putting out the fire... something like that in the Fort Ranik mission i think it was when he decided to finaly open the door we all ran in and somehow a char made it in and was beating on us while he was talking saying hurry they will breach the door soon... I was wondering if the charr was gonna teleport with us... could be fun to see it running around in a town with no way to kill it.... wait reminds me of gwen and giant worms and gnomes.... yikes LoL

Widget
10-06-2005, 20:27
I remember doing the Frost Gate mission, and at the end where you talk to the king and he asks for protection, watching Mhenlo get an arrow in the skull every few seconds from a "shooter on the grassy knoll"

:lol:

AthrenRagnus
15-10-2005, 20:45
Sanctum Cay brings up a funny memory for me to! I was taking my friends E/Mo through the mission and you know how at the final cutscene after you get on the boat theres a majestic shot of the ship. Anyways just prior to boarding the ship my friend who was leader of the group decides to remove his pants... So now there's an elementalist standing majestically on the front of the ship without pants on. I think everyone in the party was dying of laughter after. Hehe if we ever do it again I'll take a screen.

Vigorous Ape
16-10-2005, 13:17
Yeah the cutscenes being rendered in-game leads to all sorts of amusing glitches. Like the ruins of Surmia mission where we all run through the door and close it behind us, leaving one poor Burning Sceptre mage stuck outside, vainly running head first into the door surrounded by Charr.

And I think it's Divinity Coast where you deliver the chosen, and some WHite Mantle guy congratulates you with a heroic speech. Which kept getting interrupted by our Necro's minions noisily disintegrating behind him.

"Well done!" gluurgh "You have succeeded in your mission" splorge "I congratulate you on your-" scrunch "Will you be quiet back there!"

FieryDragoon
16-10-2005, 15:47
Vigorous Ape, I know how you feel. I took my Lvl 20 N/Mo Minion Master [recently deleted] and a few other Minion Master friends through the Great Northern Wall. Then for fun, we ran back to Captain Calhaan and then killed all the Charr and used Animate Bone Minions on all of their corpses before talking to the Captain.

I couldn't stop laughing during the cinematic. Calhaan kept babbling about not being able to stop all the Charr while the carcasses were clearly on the ground. Also, the minions were dying and almost half the cinematic was "splokgurlgebloop" as what used to be the Charr and now Bone Minions decided to break down. Literally

nightrunner
16-10-2005, 22:19
On the final mission, when you're running after the Lich, my character was running backwards. Also, when we killed the 2nd to last boss, when we knelt, I was the only one to kneel the wrong way :rolleyes:

snowkissed
16-10-2005, 22:44
This is just funny in the sense that my boyfriend and I were clueless idiots :happy05:

When we were going through the game with our first characters, we did pretty much everything until about the Desert with just henchies (He's a W/Mo and I was N/E). So when we got to Nolani Academy, it was rather..interesting. This mission took us several tries. Why? Well, because we're idiots :lol:

You see, my boyfriend and I thought that we were supposed to open the gate and kill all the Charr that came through that way. Being low leveled, that proved to be a little difficult, but after many tries we succeeded. We thought we had done the mission the correct way. We opened the gate, killed all the Charr, and then did the rest.

Now, we didn't actually realize what idiots we are until a guild member needed to do the mission and we volunteered to help and...

...

we discovered the "back way". :mad02:

Seef II
17-10-2005, 03:46
haha great story especially the friendly giants putting out the fire... something like that in the Fort Ranik mission i think it was when he decided to finaly open the door we all ran in and somehow a char made it in and was beating on us while he was talking saying hurry they will breach the door soon... I was wondering if the charr was gonna teleport with us... could be fun to see it running around in a town with no way to kill it.... wait reminds me of gwen and giant worms and gnomes.... yikes LoL

http://defender.arcimpulse.com/charrlol.jpg

nightrunner
17-10-2005, 04:51
Typical Prince Rurik intelligence.

Bad Erol! Stormcaller is NOT for eating! :rolleyes:

darkphantom
17-10-2005, 13:06
Yeah it happens to me alot too. I think I have about 3 cases where thats happened... The first one was on fort ranik

at the end of the mission I was holding off the charr And it cut into the final cutscean as the thing ran on I noticed that the charr shaman was still shooting at me dispite me now begin behind the door. so my one line went somthing like.

Dark: "Phew that was pretty close *dies*"

The other time was more annoying it was the iron mines... and a team of noobs who thought that "WE ALL MUST RUN!!" Dispite there not begin a single skilled runner in the group.

Unsuprisingly 6/8 team members had a -60% dp by the time we finally made it too the seer... I tried to insist that you can't lose the aggro of azures *solos 2 shadows* if you don't have any sprint skill... those 5 clearly didn't listen and tried there oh so skillful "running" again

Anyway we made it to the seer. and she began her monolouge but as the camra cut away

Warrior leaderguy: Yes. Go on

You could see a group of angry looking Azures scuttering up behind us making a right ruckass. and you clearly saw them all gang up on me and the other elem who didn't have a DP and basically eat us... As always 7/8 of your team members want to skip the sequence. but there is always one.

Anyway as soon as the sequence ended I had 1/660 And I came back just in time to get a signet of judgement in my face. and the elem died too... the group of 5 shadows quickly wasted the rookie group of 6 members...

that particular one was more annoying than anything else.
Maybe Anet could fix this common problem if they arn't too busy nerfing all the skills in the game.

Sadistic Goddyss
17-10-2005, 23:21
Best thread in a while... esp the OPs original posting... G/f & I both almost peed ourselves laughing at it.
SG