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MaximumSquid
23-02-2006, 22:11
The Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and Gear:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/sword.jpg
Ninja Sword

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninjastar.jpg
Ninja Stars

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/outfit.jpg
Ninja Outfit

Testimonial:

Ninja's can kill anyone they Want! They can whip out and go totally crazy!

There was this one time when I was in a bar, and there was a Ninja there eating sour dough bread. It was Totally Rad!! I heard later that some dude in the bar dropped a spoon, and the ninja flipped out and killed the everyone in whole town!

There was another time when I was at this dude's house, and I looked up and there was a Ninja on the crawling around on the cieling! I was like "Dude! It's a Ninja! It's a Party!" Then the Ninja was all like "Could somebody throw the cake up here Plz!"

This is why Ninjas are Totally Rad! Totally Sweet!

Inuzuka
23-02-2006, 23:44
Real Ultimate Power is kind of old now, but I guess it's still kind of funny. I do love ninja's though, in fact I'm dressed up in my ninja gear now, and have a shuriken in my mouth...

Pub-O
24-02-2006, 00:47
real ultimate power is still funny, and yes ninja still rocks.


*puts on naruto music*


dudududiiaidida...:grin:

Akisame Kiyoraba
24-02-2006, 00:55
I think its generally accepted that the age of men in black tights is over now. I mean, think about it - I guess kunoichi never actually did wear a full set of it, but these days, media ninja are more or less like pirates... really. If any ninja as colourful as Naruto came into enemy sight, you can only guess what would happen.

Inuzuka
24-02-2006, 01:30
I think its generally accepted that the age of men in black tights is over now. I mean, think about it - I guess kunoichi never actually did wear a full set of it, but these days, media ninja are more or less like pirates... really. If any ninja as colourful as Naruto came into enemy sight, you can only guess what would happen.

Naruto is the only really colorful ninja in the show, the rest wear dark/bland colors, like black or faded greys, greens, browns and blues, etc.

Though that doesn't really matter in the Naruto series, as it's not realistic. I do like their imaginative portrayel of ninja, even if it's not even close to a realistic one (magic, and running around fighting in daylight).

I like to keep my ninja gear classic, in one sense or another...

Ju Smurph
24-02-2006, 02:30
Okie dokie dookie :huh:

Siru
24-02-2006, 13:55
Oh no, not the ninjas..:disappointed:

spne
24-02-2006, 22:36
Pirates > Ninjas.
That's the truth. Except from Ninja Turtles, then we need to bring the Emo Rangers.

kate sullivan
24-02-2006, 23:17
assassins>ninjas
assassins use 2 daggers and in our age they use snipers but they are still assassins regardless

Siru
25-02-2006, 00:53
in our age they use snipers but they are still assassins regardless
Oh those nice 90's action movies :grin: ..But really: what kind of an assassin uses snipers? I'd say that those need a bit more training :huh:

defrule
25-02-2006, 01:52
Harem no Jitsu > Everything. So does Pain of a thousand years!

Metroid_01
25-02-2006, 02:29
Oh those nice 90's action movies :grin: ..But really: what kind of an assassin uses snipers? I'd say that those need a bit more training :huh:

You would be surprised how hard it can be to snipe somebody from a reasonable distance... There are a ton of factors that can all mess up the shot, and when thats done... well problems ensue.

I would just guess that a sniper rifle is a little more commonly used than a katana or something.

You got served
25-02-2006, 03:02
Some soldiers in the armor use stealth,just play Ghost Recon or something.

kidlantern
25-02-2006, 05:50
The Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and Gear:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/sword.jpg
Ninja Sword

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninjastar.jpg
Ninja Stars

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/outfit.jpg
Ninja Outfit

Testimonial:

Ninja's can kill anyone they Want! They can whip out and go totally crazy!

There was this one time when I was in a bar, and there was a Ninja there eating sour dough bread. It was Totally Rad!! I heard later that some dude in the bar dropped a spoon, and the ninja flipped out and killed the everyone in whole town!

There was another time when I was at this dude's house, and I looked up and there was a Ninja on the crawling around on the cieling! I was like "Dude! It's a Ninja! It's a Party!" Then the Ninja was all like "Could somebody throw the cake up here Plz!"

This is why Ninjas are Totally Rad! Totally Sweet!
ninji of the night, by slick and oilly....you copyed....but its ok I love that music, me and my friend memorized it and at random moments sing it...but to further rip from it...

WE CAN JUMP ROOF TO ROOF AND GET OUR FRIENDS...FREE CABLE...ITS BADDD ASSS

MaximumSquid
27-02-2006, 19:16
lol. . .

Dude i copied everything!

THe only thing that's original here is the section about Sour DOugh Bread ;p

Metroid_01
28-02-2006, 00:26
Hmm, you should have credited then, otherwise the creator could end up quite ticked and we dont want that. ^^.

andrewf
28-02-2006, 06:09
oh my gawtz, i wana be laike Uchiha Itachi and I wna get those funkeh eyes like what what Sharringgann and like go bbq in PVP,and when everyone looks @ me i'll go laike y'all gota be bbq, then they're all fried on a bbq stick and then I can make bad *** water clone and blow them up.
and then I can fuse Chidori and Rasengan and make a Chisengan and blow up everything lawlz.