View Full Version : Golden Nipples don't make me happy
rabideldar
28-07-2006, 21:26
I am very sad at the Paragon's Golden nipple armor which makes me sad. I think they should be more open right now they are warriors who throw sticks!:huh:
OsirisThain
28-07-2006, 21:29
I dont get it:S
You mean you want them naked?
rabideldar
28-07-2006, 21:36
You've obviously never gone through their armor. One armor set has golden nipples. Test it in game. It's pretty stupid looking on a already *** looking character.
Also their shouts are going to be great in groups but what about when they decide to go solo? Most of their powers deal with teams! Not solo.
twistedabcdeft
28-07-2006, 21:38
YESSSSSSSSSSSS. There dance should include some uber nipple rubbing!!!!!!!!!!!
Into White
28-07-2006, 21:41
i like girls. i like nipples. i'm happy.
OsirisThain
28-07-2006, 21:44
You've obviously never gone through their armor. One armor set has golden nipples. Test it in game. It's pretty stupid looking on a already *** looking character.
Also their shouts are going to be great in groups but what about when they decide to go solo? Most of their powers deal with teams! Not solo.
So umm, dont go solo?? ;)
rabideldar
28-07-2006, 21:48
Wait but you can only play as a male. So you must like guys nipples.
And if you can't solo then it makes the game less fun. Part of the fun of most games is soloing when a team is stupid.:afro:
ShiningDrLight
28-07-2006, 21:49
Now if only there was a "Follow" skill that made henchmen surround you....:cool:
rabideldar
28-07-2006, 21:52
Oh my god. If they update henchmen to follow you I will totally take back the comments of them being useless. They would for once be good.
OsirisThain
28-07-2006, 22:22
And if you can't solo then it makes the game less fun. Part of the fun of most games is soloing when a team is stupid.:afro:
This game is IMPOSSIBLE to solo. The only times you should be going it alone are if you are running or farming, neither of which the pargon is good at.
And if you can't solo then it makes the game less fun. Part of the fun of most games is soloing when a team is stupid.
That's why we need people like you to teach the teams to be smarter! Take part, teach and share your wisdom! That's how players get better and people play in a social, friendly environment!
Sir Pwn Your Mother
28-07-2006, 23:03
Your statement is false. Golden nippes make EVERYBODY happy. Its a fact.
This game is IMPOSSIBLE to solo. The only times you should be going it alone are if you are running or farming, neither of which the pargon is good at.
there's plenty of people that get far with only themselves and henchmen, no other live people. I finished all but 1-2 co-ops in Prophecies that way
did a good amount of Factions that way as well (though not as much as Prophecies)
there's plenty of people that get far with only themselves and henchmen, no other live people. I finished all but 1-2 co-ops in Prophecies that way
did a good amount of Factions that way as well (though not as much as Prophecies)
"Henching it" and "soloing it" are two totally different things, mate. Thain said "solo".
Your statement is false. Golden nippes make EVERYBODY happy. Its a fact.
Quoted for truth
NIPPLE DANCE, RUB THEM!
why need golden sinks if you ahve golden nipples?
Deus Invictus
30-07-2006, 14:38
YESSSSSSSSSSSS. There dance should include some uber nipple rubbing!!!!!!!!!!!
Jay's dance from Clerks 2 anyone?
deus beat me to the clerks 2 comment =)
sajtkocka
30-07-2006, 15:23
i'd liket to have a golden nipple XD. but anyway paragon will be good for running, if not for soloing
It reminds me of the batsuit from that one of those horrible 2 POS batman movies that schumacher directed.
The nipples are fine. I don't see people complaining about bikini armour for females or male gladiator armour.
squishy ele
31-07-2006, 01:40
It reminds me of the batsuit from that one of those horrible 2 POS batman movies that schumacher directed.
The nipples are fine. I don't see people complaining about bikini armour for females or male gladiator armour.
In days of old people did complain about male 'nipple armour' gladiator vocally before the the addition of the nipple-less 15k silenced them. Seems the general view is:
male nipples = bad :sad:
female nipples = good :grin:
DeathDealer
31-07-2006, 09:34
Offtopic: Deus, why are your avatars always so nice?! I wish i had leet 'shopping skills =/
twistedabcdeft
01-08-2006, 18:15
The thing I like the most about the paragon's nipples are their customization. If you wanted to you could make your nipple different from anyone else if you used a mixed color. this add variety and allow people who are into nipple to be happy. i personally like the natural golden nipples but if i wanted to i could alway dye my nipples green, purple, or any other color. The sky is the limit and i think that Anet did a wonderful job with their nipple design. Now only if they made an elite skill like the one below.
White Shower: elite enchantment. For 8...24 seconds, each time a foe attacks you milk skwirts from your nipples into their eyes and they take 25-50 holy damage and are blinded for 5-10 seconds. If attack misses a puddle of milk forms on the ground and anyone stepping into it is knocked down. This enchantment spell ignores armor and causes exhaustion. (50% miss chance with Motivation 6 or less.) 10 energy, 1 second cast time, 5 second recharge.
It reminds me of the batsuit from that one of those horrible 2 POS batman movies that schumacher directed.
The nipples are fine. I don't see people complaining about bikini armour for females or male gladiator armour.
You're joking, right? Male gladiator armor is awful:
1.5K Glads - peekaboo nip! :scared:
15K Glads - man-bra! :yikes:
rabideldar
01-08-2006, 19:05
Nothing is better than the Paragon's golden nipples I can only hope in the future their armor continues to have golden nipples so that the Paragon's true skills show through!
twistedabcdeft
01-08-2006, 19:26
Fear the golden nipples....look how beautiful they are how could you not love them.
http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/747/gwnscr003pageil5.jpg
Please post your picture of your paragon's golden nipples. Share the love my friends....share the love.
Goldfish God
01-08-2006, 19:55
http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/747/gwnscr003pageil5.jpg
erm, if u stare at the chest armour as a whole, u see it's actually an insect face. Spikey mouth just below the rib-cage, little mandible claws pointing inwards, big bug eyes on the breast sections... :laugh:
Giantsquid
01-08-2006, 19:59
I am very sad at the Paragon's Golden nipple armor which makes me sad. I think they should be more open right now they are warriors who throw sticks!:huh:
Golden Nipples??? SWEET!!!!!!!
This message has been paid for by the commitee to spread the love of golden nipples.
Alphabet
01-08-2006, 20:35
Nipples!
That word never fails to generate laughs.
The main question is, where would we [mankind and humanity as we know it] be and would we even exist without nipples?
Nipples are what makes the world go round.
Without nipples, there would be emptiness and darkness...
Nipples are magnanimous and omnipotent, embrace the nipples, for without we are naught!
Lais Irideika
01-08-2006, 23:15
This game is IMPOSSIBLE to solo. The only times you should be going it alone are if you are running or farming, neither of which the pargon is good at.
Impossible to solo? I would roughly estimate that I have soloed this game 85% of the time...
This game is definitely soloable... there are some areas that are indeed quite difficult to solo and some are impossible to solo, yes. But this game IS and always will be soloable for the most part...
edit: ok I just read the part where you explained soloing as being without henchies... I take that back then, if that is your definition of solo.
Anyway about the nipples thing: man, it's just the depiction of nipples on a male character's chest plate! It looks just fine. No need to be so prudish.
Goldfish God
02-08-2006, 00:35
Nipples are what makes the world go round.
Without nipples, there would be emptiness and darkness...
Nipples are magnanimous and omnipotent, embrace the nipples, for without we are naught!
Nipples are the mind killer :laugh:
snowkissed
02-08-2006, 06:24
I had made my Paragon's armor purple (of course) and I was rather amused by the fact that my Paragon was named Snow Kissed and had purple nipples. :laugh:
That's why we need people like you to teach the teams to be smarter! Take part, teach and share your wisdom! That's how players get better and people play in a social, friendly environment!Unless we're talking about the average PUG member who will abuse you for even suggesting that rushing into 5 mobs at the same time is a bad idea. I tried educating and in 75% of the cases I either get abuse or nothing as response. Therefore I have come up with a set of rules that has made me complete most missions in no time.
Rule #1: No pugs.
Rule#2: see Rule #1.
rabideldar
02-08-2006, 13:17
Wow this subject has become waaaayyyyy over complicated but....
My general impression of the Paragon as a class feels like a half developed piece of ****. I think areanet's designers who are thinking these classes up are doing a bad job. Look at the Assassin for godsakes. No one likes them. Granted in pvp they are gods they are useless in PvE. It's like the people who are developing the classes are not looking at the big picture when they make them. They just say...hey whats something we don't have...and then someone replies.......
"A black spear chunkin' warrior with golden nipples!"
Who thinks of **** like that?!??!?
Auntie I
02-08-2006, 13:36
rabideldar, ease up on the language please. Make your point but leave the attitude at the door.
rabideldar
02-08-2006, 13:41
I am sorry mod I am just ticked off at the golden nipples!
Never would I think that a mod with a stick up her *** would edit my post!
All i said was
"rubs nipples in circles"? Edited for that. Wow, ban me mod. Your stupid!
snowkissed
02-08-2006, 15:11
rabideldar, no one editted your post. However, I will edit your free time here on the forums. Take three days off. Wish granted. :smiley:
Xunlai Agent
02-08-2006, 15:34
Your statement is false. Golden nippes make EVERYBODY happy. Its a fact.
quoted for truth
LunaLuna
02-08-2006, 17:42
No one likes them. Granted in pvp they are gods they are useless in PvE.
Factions was meant to be more of a PvP than a PvE game.... That's probably why Sins are good for PvP.... They still needed to add something really good for PvE so then you have the rits who are also good for PvP as well as PvE
ArichValtrahn
02-08-2006, 22:38
Factions was meant to be more of a PvP than a PvE game.... That's probably why Sins are good for PvP.... They still needed to add something really good for PvE so then you have the rits who are also good for PvP as well as PvE
Assassins are great for PvE - as long as everything they fight doesnt explode afterwards.
The nipples make me laugh. XD
Lais Irideika
04-08-2006, 06:39
Ok, I am sorry to say, but I think it is due time that everyone get over this nipple thing. It is an authentic look, that has been used in ancient Rome and Greece. There is nothing indecent about it. The only thing is that maybe the nipple part can be the same white as the armor, but embossed, so it's more subtle, discreet and tasteful. That way, even the prudish people might be ok with it.
Take a look at the chest plates below. The last one is an authentic greek chest plate piece of armor, from 4BC. And I will have everone notice that it is a tad more realistic-looking than the male Paragon chest plate...
http://way2tall.com/zabelll/nipplechest1.jpghttp://way2tall.com/zabelll/nipplechest2.jpghttp://way2tall.com/zabelll/nipplechest4.jpg
http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/747/gwnscr003pageil5.jpg
That top looks different from the Empyreal top that was in the NPE. Wasn't there only one of those spiky shoulder bits? And the bit under the chest was different, wasn't it?
Compare it with this picture that duward posted in this (http://forums.gwonline.net/showthread.php?t=413022) old thread:
http://images5.theimagehosting.com/paragonarmor1.jpg
I reckon they are different, do you reckon they changed it? Or is this the old version? Or is this 15k?
PS- Apologies for changing the subject.
http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m308/Salemeowth/?start=#imgAnch1
Golden Nipple fanart. :D
I drew the head too big, but I was just mostly focusing on the chest piece, and I was drawing from memory.
I, for one, thought the Paragon was sexy, golden nipples included.
Guildoholic
17-08-2006, 20:56
I don't think the Paragon's golden nipples are that exciting...unless it was the fem Paragons...but other than that, the male golden nipples don't make me happy either....
Naf Olbaid
21-08-2006, 09:20
Ok, I am sorry to say, but I think it is due time that everyone get over this nipple thing. It is an authentic look, that has been used in ancient Rome and Greece. There is nothing indecent about it. The only thing is that maybe the nipple part can be the same white as the armor, but embossed, so it's more subtle, discreet and tasteful. That way, even the prudish people might be ok with it.
Take a look at the chest plates below. The last one is an authentic greek chest plate piece of armor, from 4BC. And I will have everone notice that it is a tad more realistic-looking than the male Paragon chest plate...
http://way2tall.com/zabelll/nipplechest1.jpghttp://way2tall.com/zabelll/nipplechest2.jpghttp://way2tall.com/zabelll/nipplechest4.jpg
Maybe thats why they call them Breast Plate :P
Can't wait to see the Female Version!
Nightfall Crescent
21-08-2006, 12:01
I played a paragon during the beta weekend and I didn't even noticed it.
Is a little nipple really worth so much fuss?:shocked:
critical vengeance
21-08-2006, 15:36
I would take pants before the fix to the nipples, not like i have to look at them from the back of the character ;)
Psh. I find the nipples hilarious. I'm so making a Paragon JUST for the god nipple armor. XD
critical vengeance
24-08-2006, 21:46
wouldn't a form of white dye make them almost invisible?
Ok, I am sorry to say, but I think it is due time that everyone get over this nipple thing. It is an authentic look, that has been used in ancient Rome and Greece. There is nothing indecent about it. The only thing is that maybe the nipple part can be the same white as the armor, but embossed, so it's more subtle, discreet and tasteful. That way, even the prudish people might be ok with it.
Take a look at the chest plates below. The last one is an authentic greek chest plate piece of armor, from 4BC. And I will have everone notice that it is a tad more realistic-looking than the male Paragon chest plate...
http://way2tall.com/zabelll/nipplechest1.jpghttp://way2tall.com/zabelll/nipplechest2.jpghttp://way2tall.com/zabelll/nipplechest4.jpg
But they have man boobs O_o;;
False Visage
26-08-2006, 15:26
The more muscular a man becomes, the more prominent the breats on his chest becomes. Males and females are originally the same in conception, and only later on in pregnancy do babies become male or female. Males have breasts, males have nipples. People should probably find something a little more worthwhile to pick on now.
Traynor Dragonblade
28-08-2006, 13:45
Assassins are great for PvE - as long as everything they fight doesnt explode afterwards.
Now THAT is QFT
Back on topic...if I had golden nipples I would cut holes in all my shirts and display them and let people make wishes on them for 1$.
They are fine....what color would you rather have them be???
critical vengeance
28-08-2006, 23:14
http://www.gwonline.net/wiki/index.php/Paragon_Armor
the last two armors do not have golden nipples, and i am sure they will have dupes of these sets for whatever armor mods you want. Still want a pair of pants though :\
Best topic name ever! :laughing:
MaximumSquid
01-09-2006, 12:42
guys. . .
What if they had gold nipple tassles?
wouldn't that be 100x worse?
Lais Irideika
01-09-2006, 12:54
Maybe thats why they call them Breast Plate :P
Can't wait to see the Female Version!
Well now THAT would not exactly be very realistic-looking, now would it? I know for certain that there is no way the female paragon armors (or any other armor for that matter) will display similar nipples on the chest plates. It would look utterly ridiculous, and then, I would even stand up against it. Not because I am a prude in any way (hey, I am a french canadian, for goodness sake!), but because it would really kill the vague feeling of authenticity.
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