PDA

View Full Version : Fortunately, unfortunately



Pages : [1] 2

soulwar
06-02-2010, 06:25
Let's play this game! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortunately,_Unfortunately

I'll start.

One day, a Mursaat was found dead in the BaR guild hall.

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 16:10
One day, a Mursaat was found dead in the BaR guild hall.

Unfortunately, we weren't hungry.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 16:59
Fortunately, we had A1, and A1 makes you hungry.

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:01
Unfortunately, one day we ran out of A1.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:01
Fortunately, my ranger has smoke traps, so we can smoke the meat for later.

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:01
Unfortunately, the dead Mursaat used evasive tactics to get by your traps.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:02
Fortunately, my ele has Searing Flames, and cooked the meat anyway.

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:02
Unfortunately, this set off the sprinkler system in our guild hall.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:02
Fortunately, my ele was not wearing her white outfit.

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:03
Unfortunately, your ele was not wearing her white outfit.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:03
Fortunately, I don't get smacked for agreeing with you.

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:03
Unfortunately, you get your daily smack anyway.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:04
Fortunately, I like my daily smacks. <3

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:05
Unfortunately, the Mursaat, Plunky, the previous recipient of my daily smack, died.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:05
Fortunately, I can call spousal privilege and not call the police on you for murdering Plunky the Mursaat. Wonder what Elite he had...

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:06
Unfortunately, he murdered himself by trying to evade my daily smacks for a week, which resulted in a smack overload.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:06
Fortunately, you used that overloaded smack on him and not me.

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:07
Unfortunately, you haven't earned an overload smack yet.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:08
Fortunately, I have faith that I will at some point earn your wrath. <3

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:08
Unfortunately, my wrath can build over a very long time.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:09
Fortunately, Dawg is here to clean up your mess. /gets dawgy bowl

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:09
Unfortunately, he doesn't like to eat the meat of pretty boys.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:09
Fortunately, Mursaat aren't pretty boys. ^.^

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:10
Unfortunately, you didn't take a hint from Plunky.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:10
Fortunately, I AM a pretty boy, unlike Plunky?

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:11
Unfortunately (for Plunky), I decided to trade him in for a pretty boy for some reason.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:11
Fortunately (for me), you decided to trade him in for a pretty boy!

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:11
Unfortunately, this has gone on for 3 pages!

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:12
Fortunately, no one will spank us for using this many pages on the forum...unless we do it to each other...

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:12
Unfortunately, you enjoy being spanked far too much.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:13
Fortunately, I enjoy being spanked just right much.

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:13
Unfortunately, everyone now has to know about that.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:13
Fortunately, we get to enjoy that everyone now knows about that. ;)

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:13
Unfortunately, that just makes it worse.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:14
Fortunately (for everyone else) I think we're winding down at this game... for now.

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:14
Unfortunately, it's pretty entertaining, so it invites us to continue.

Dark Seraphim
06-02-2010, 17:14
Fortunately, it is a fun little bonding experience for us. <3 Like many other things we do here.

Rinoa Hawkeye
06-02-2010, 17:15
Unfortunately, that conjures some interesting mental images. (You meant organizing guild activities, right?)

soulwar
06-02-2010, 18:30
Fortunately, not everyone has those "interesting mental images".

Dark Seraphim
07-02-2010, 00:37
Unfortunately, that doesn't help us with our images. ;)

DragonSkull
07-02-2010, 00:48
Fortunately, I haven't a clue of what is going on here...

soulwar
07-02-2010, 00:49
Unfortunately, that makes things less fun.

Dark Seraphim
07-02-2010, 06:02
Fortunately, we can teach you.

Rinoa Hawkeye
07-02-2010, 06:29
Unfortunately, you'll be hooked like us!

Barinthus
07-02-2010, 06:38
Fortunately I'm being entertained by all of this

soulwar
07-02-2010, 07:17
Unfortunately not everyone in the guild is.

Barinthus
07-02-2010, 16:11
Fortunately those can go farm for Nicky's mysterious tonics to entertain themselves with

Dark Seraphim
07-02-2010, 16:29
Unfortunately, mysterious tonics are not that entertaining.

Rinoa Hawkeye
07-02-2010, 16:34
Fortunately, if you drink them, they usually are.

Barinthus
07-02-2010, 16:54
Unfortunately I'm in LA International 2 drinking alcohol waiting for the finale

DragonSkull
07-02-2010, 17:28
Fortunately, I'm entertained. Clueless but entertained none the less. :)

DragonSkull
07-02-2010, 17:32
Unfortunately, clueless seems to be a permanent state of mind for me. Explains the children always saying "Dawg Gone It Dad!" hehehe

DragonSkull
07-02-2010, 17:34
Fortunately I'm old enough to plead CRS.

DragonSkull
07-02-2010, 17:36
Unfortunately, that poor Mursaat's corpse seems to have been misplaced!

DragonSkull
07-02-2010, 17:40
Fortunately, I have Rinoa to blame for this batch of spam! :laugh:


Unfortunately, you'll be hooked like us!

Rinoa Hawkeye
07-02-2010, 20:31
Unfortunately, I'm adding to the spam!

Barinthus
08-02-2010, 02:31
Fortunately, I love spam *eating a spam sandwich*

NOTE:

To make a spam sandwich, you will need the following:

Spam
Mayo
Celery
White Onion
Black Pepper
Sliced bread

First, chop up some white onion (med sized or half of a large) and celery (several stalks... 3 to 5). Take out spam, clean off any grease if there's any. Mash it up in a bowl and add 3 Tablespoons of mayo. Add onion and celery, mix it up. Add mayo to your liking. Same with black pepper.

Chill in the frig... spoon perhaps one to two T onto a bread slice, cover it with a slice... here you go!

Natalie Black
08-02-2010, 03:22
Unfortunately I don't know how to make a sandwich even with simple instructions. :)

Rinoa Hawkeye
08-02-2010, 03:50
Fortunately, I do.

soulwar
08-02-2010, 04:47
Unfortunately, you don't live close enough to make us sandwiches.

Barinthus
09-02-2010, 02:41
Fortunately I can get fruitcakes from Wintersday gifts to live off on

Rinoa Hawkeye
09-02-2010, 06:09
Unfortunately, fruitcakes give you roadblock.

Barinthus
09-02-2010, 07:14
Fortunately, Smokey the Bandit saw the movie Innerspace and managed to hook up with Wayne Szalinski so he's driving down there and demolishing any roadblocks I may have.

Natalie Black
09-02-2010, 21:55
Unfortunately I don't know who Smokey or Wayne are.

Barinthus
10-02-2010, 03:27
Fortunately I do

(oops that should have been the Bandit... the movie is actually Smokey and the Bandit)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/AkumaZ/Album%202/Smokey_and_bandit_II_1980.jpg

Wayne is from Honey, I shrunk the kids
http://www.idefix.headroom.at/images/Filme/Honey_I_Shrunk_the_Kids.jpg

Rinoa Hawkeye
10-02-2010, 07:36
Unfortunately, he shrank the kids!

Barinthus
10-02-2010, 23:10
Fortunately it's just a movie

Reanimator
10-02-2010, 23:58
Unfortunately, i saw the sequels :sealed:

Dark Seraphim
11-02-2010, 03:53
Fortunately, I didn't!

Barinthus
11-02-2010, 05:36
Unfortunately my Blockbuster Online movies didn't arrive in mail today.

Dark Seraphim
11-02-2010, 19:23
Fortunately, you probably don't have time to watch the movies today anyway!

Rinoa Hawkeye
11-02-2010, 19:36
Unfortunately, I do but don't have a Blockbuster Online subscription.

Barinthus
11-02-2010, 21:12
Fortunately you have Guild Wars to keep you busy! *nudge nudge*

nbajammer
11-02-2010, 21:46
Unfortunately, I'm too busy learning Windows 7 Ultimate to watch movies. I just got it yesterday.

DragonSkull
11-02-2010, 21:54
Fortunately I use NetFlix and my movies always arrive. :)

Natalie Black
12-02-2010, 04:20
Fortunately I got movies from the Library.

Dark Seraphim
12-02-2010, 04:57
Unfortunately, I don't have a library card.

soulwar
12-02-2010, 06:57
Fortunately, those are easy to get.

Barinthus
12-02-2010, 07:19
Unfortunately I can't find my library card.

nbajammer
12-02-2010, 15:25
Fortunately, you can get another one :)

Dark Seraphim
12-02-2010, 20:31
Unfortunately, I prefer to buy books and never return them. =P

DragonSkull
12-02-2010, 22:04
Unfortunately they closed my library

Rinoa Hawkeye
13-02-2010, 00:22
Fortunately, you can borrow them from your friends! :smiley:

soulwar
13-02-2010, 00:43
unfortunately, his friends may only have books from the library. :(

Barinthus
13-02-2010, 16:31
Fortunately I can subscribe to bookswim.com

Natalie Black
13-02-2010, 19:57
Unfortunately I don't have time to read books.

soulwar
15-02-2010, 07:25
Fortunately they have audiobooks and movies.

Imperial Mage
19-02-2010, 23:12
Im in!

Unfortunately, If I don't have time to read books, then I for sure don't have time to listen to them!

Rinoa Hawkeye
20-02-2010, 02:53
Fortunately, there will be time to read books when you're retired!

soulwar
20-02-2010, 03:31
Unfortunately, that is far off.

Barinthus
20-02-2010, 05:35
Fortunately I'm not in any hurry to retire.

DragonSkull
20-02-2010, 14:36
Unfortunately, I am!

DragonSkull
20-02-2010, 14:37
Fortunately, it's not that far off.

Imperial Mage
20-02-2010, 17:56
Unfortunately, according to financial planning online calculators, if I want to retire when I have saved enough money to live the lifestyle I want, then I will never retire! :sad:

soulwar
21-02-2010, 00:20
Fortunately, you can make investments!

Natalie Black
22-02-2010, 02:16
Unfortunately you will lose it all once you make a bad investment. :sad:

Barinthus
22-02-2010, 07:35
Fortunately we can play in GW where we don't have to worry about investments

DragonSkull
22-02-2010, 15:10
Unfortunately, the Mrs sometimes thinks I'm investing too much time in GW!

DragonSkull
22-02-2010, 15:11
Fortunately, I just tell her shhhh... I'm in a mission!

Natalie Black
22-02-2010, 17:12
Unfortunately that generally ends badly. *Wonders where my Ethernet cable went?*

Barinthus
22-02-2010, 22:40
Fortunately everybody in this house plays GW so I dont have to worry about that

Imperial Mage
23-02-2010, 21:09
Unfortunately not everyone in this one does.....:sad:

I've tried though.....

DragonSkull
23-02-2010, 22:21
Fortunately, the Mrs realizes that if I'm not playin GW then I'm getting in her way...
so all is good. :)

Barinthus
23-02-2010, 22:24
Unfortunately my current girlfriend doesn't realize that yet!

Natalie Black
25-02-2010, 01:45
Fortunately I don't have a girlfriend yet.

soulwar
25-02-2010, 23:37
Unfortunately, I don't have a girlfriend.

Rinoa Hawkeye
26-02-2010, 08:42
Fortunately, I'll never have to date again. <3

nbajammer
26-02-2010, 20:14
Unfortunately, good women are hard to find!

DragonSkull
26-02-2010, 21:57
Fortunately, I found mine!

soulwar
27-02-2010, 05:45
unfortunately, nothing i start in the next year or two will be able to last significantly.

Orlandomir Zang
28-02-2010, 16:10
Fortunately, I am surrounded by lady-friends, so getting a girlfriend (technically) shouldn't be a struggle

nbajammer
28-02-2010, 16:24
Unfortunately I too am surrounded by lady friends and I still can't get a date!

soulwar
28-02-2010, 18:10
Fortunately things can change.

Rinoa Hawkeye
28-02-2010, 19:07
Unfortunately, change can be scary!

Barinthus
28-02-2010, 23:37
Fortunately, the dead mursaat in the guild hall is still dead, that has not changed!

soulwar
28-02-2010, 23:46
Unfortunately, the whole guild hall stinks now.

Barinthus
01-03-2010, 06:42
Fortunately, the corpse fades away in few minutes taking the stench with it.

soulwar
01-03-2010, 06:47
unfortunately, no one can decide how to split the loot it dropped.

Waka Waka Pacman
01-03-2010, 08:07
Fortunately I can solve the issue and give it to the next poster.


NOTE: I will literally give the next poster 25k.

Rinoa Hawkeye
01-03-2010, 17:46
Unfortunately for you all, I'm the next poster. lol

Dark Seraphim
01-03-2010, 18:09
Fortunately for me, I have good chances of seeing some of that 25k...living with her and all. ;)

nbajammer
01-03-2010, 19:24
Unfortunately, all your base are belong to me ;)

DragonSkull
01-03-2010, 22:07
Fortunately, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

shadowJT
02-03-2010, 00:17
Unfortunately, the cake is a lie. T_T

soulwar
02-03-2010, 00:23
Fortunately, it's over 9000 o__O

Barinthus
02-03-2010, 02:52
Unfortunately for Rinoa I think I'll try to guilt her into giving me 25k for my birthday

nbajammer
02-03-2010, 04:58
Fortunately, I can guilt Barinthus into giving me 25k for my birthday

soulwar
02-03-2010, 05:07
unfortunately, that would lead to an endless cycle.

Barinthus
02-03-2010, 07:21
Fortunately I have Punishing Shot on my skillbar which I use to interrupt the cycle

Waka Waka Pacman
02-03-2010, 07:44
Unfortunately a high ping will probably prevent it from landing in time.

soulwar
02-03-2010, 07:50
Fortunately that would probably end the cycle as well.

Orlandomir Zang
02-03-2010, 16:18
Unfortunately I cannot break this cycle with awesome guild-hall ninja dancing

Rinoa Hawkeye
03-03-2010, 02:48
Fortunately, I can ask for 25k on my birthday... and on my wedding day (no blenders, please)... :laughing:

nbajammer
03-03-2010, 04:55
Unfortunately, I got you a blender that I'll have to return. :(

Natalie Black
04-03-2010, 05:32
Fortunately, you will have more money after you return the blender.

soulwar
04-03-2010, 05:35
Unfortunately, you have to spend time to return the blender, and time is money.

Orlandomir Zang
05-03-2010, 20:48
Fortunately, I am only seventeen, so with the all the time ahead of me being money... I am rich!

Natalie Black
06-03-2010, 05:20
Unfortunately being rich doesn't bring happiness. GW does.

Rinoa Hawkeye
08-03-2010, 03:31
Fortunately, we have Guild Wars!

Barinthus
09-03-2010, 00:21
Unfortunately I don't have that much free time anymore :(

Natalie Black
09-03-2010, 06:44
Fortunately I have Spring Break so I should be able to play GW soon. :)

Rinoa Hawkeye
10-03-2010, 01:24
Unfortunately, I have so much to do during Spring Break, GW probably won't make the cut. :(

Imperial Mage
10-03-2010, 14:26
Fortunately we'll all still be here when you do have time for gw again. :grin:

nbajammer
10-03-2010, 15:41
Unfortunately, I won't be my old very-active self ever again :(

nbajammer
10-03-2010, 15:42
Fortunately, when I do log in I will have the best guildmates one could ask for to play with or talk to! :D

soulwar
11-03-2010, 00:15
unfortunately, modern warfare 2 is killing guild wars for me.

nbajammer
11-03-2010, 14:46
Fortunately, it didn't for me - Anet did.

Waka Waka Pacman
11-03-2010, 16:17
Unfortunately, the end result is the same.

DragonSkull
11-03-2010, 21:55
Fortunately, in 4 years I have barely scratched the surface of GW. So much to see and do and so little time...

shadowJT
13-03-2010, 00:06
Unfortunately, my professors welcomes me with exams after spring break.

Natalie Black
13-03-2010, 22:16
Fortunately I don't have to much school work right after Spring Break.

Barinthus
13-03-2010, 22:58
Unfortunately I'm out of town for the weekend so no Shamrock Ales and Lucky Clovers for me.

Orlandomir Zang
14-03-2010, 15:56
Fortunately I have finally managed to get my head around my lines for my final Drama performance, which takes place just after the Easter Hols

Barinthus
15-03-2010, 21:00
Unfortunately I'm still wondering how that Mursaat died in our guild hall.

Waka Waka Pacman
16-03-2010, 05:05
Fortunately, the mystery will soon be revealed.

soulwar
16-03-2010, 05:29
Unfortunately, we don't know how soon.

Orlandomir Zang
16-03-2010, 16:20
Fortunately, I am blissfully unaware of the mursaat in the guildhall. Whats is that all about?

soulwar
16-03-2010, 17:13
Unfortunately you are now aware and must help in the investigation, which was prompted in page one. (http://guildwars.incgamers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=493376)

Barinthus
17-03-2010, 01:22
Fortunately, with Orlandomir Zang aware, our Young Sherlock Sleuth squad is now one person bigger to help with the investigation!

Natalie Black
17-03-2010, 02:21
Unfortunately I have been aware of the the dead Mursaat for some time and have not joined the investigation.

nbajammer
17-03-2010, 04:39
Fortunately, I have enough homework to do to not have to worry about the investigation.

soulwar
17-03-2010, 05:22
Unfortunately, the dead Mursaat will haunt you if you do not investigate.

Waka Waka Pacman
17-03-2010, 05:57
Fortunately, I know the Ghostbusters' number.

soulwar
17-03-2010, 06:05
Unfortunately, you can't bridge alternate realities (unless, you manage to get a hold of the Doctor and his TARDIS...)

DragonSkull
18-03-2010, 21:07
Fortunately, it appears we have enough investigators on duty so I can take a nap (senior privilege).

soulwar
19-03-2010, 05:51
Unfortunately, that means I will have to do more work.

DragonSkull
20-03-2010, 13:39
Fortunately, you're young and can handle it.

Orlandomir Zang
21-03-2010, 17:10
Unfortunately, young people are more likely to mess around than work

soulwar
21-03-2010, 17:12
Fortunately, that ends when money is put into the picture :]

nbajammer
21-03-2010, 19:10
Unfortunately, we don't offer allowances for chores - so you youngins git r done!

Orlandomir Zang
22-03-2010, 17:12
Fortunately, us young 'uns will get what we want if we beg for it enough. As they say in my home-town 'Shy Bairns get NOUT!'

nbajammer
22-03-2010, 21:12
Unfortunately, we've been on to the begging and won't give in.

DragonSkull
22-03-2010, 22:43
Fortunately, in my book yer ALL youngsters. Now get to work!

nbajammer
23-03-2010, 00:34
Unfortunately, if we're all youngsters so are you.

Natalie Black
25-03-2010, 02:56
Fortunately I enjoy investigations.

Evidence: Dead Mursaat.
Autopsy Report: Dead for 40+ years.

My conclusion: Dawg Gone It killed the Mursaat along time ago before we were born and were able to witness the crime.

Questions Unanswered: Is killing a Mursaat a crime?

Verdict: Guilty

Sentence: Clean Tyria of every monster above and below ground.

Fine Print: I have no proof regarding the matter.

DragonSkull
26-03-2010, 09:32
Unfortunately, (for Natalie ;)) Grrrrrr...

nbajammer
26-03-2010, 15:00
Fortunately, that's a wrap for this investigation.

Barinthus
26-03-2010, 20:44
Unfortunately I'm hungry for a wrap aka burrito

Orlandomir Zang
27-03-2010, 18:33
Fortunately I have PIE!

Yeah, that's right, PIE.

I think in my absence from GW you guys have not had enough of an earful of PIE!

PIE! PIE! PIE!

nbajammer
27-03-2010, 20:28
Unfortunately, i ate all of someone's pie. I believe it was yours.

Orlandomir Zang
28-03-2010, 16:23
Fortunately, I have secret stashes. You can never have too much PIE

DragonSkull
28-03-2010, 17:41
Unfortunately, strawberry/rhubarb pie is not in season yet!

soulwar
28-03-2010, 18:22
Fortunately, other pies are. Including pizza pie.

nbajammer
28-03-2010, 18:30
Unfortunately, it too is belong to me.

soulwar
28-03-2010, 18:34
Fortunately, I've already eaten it.

Waka Waka Pacman
28-03-2010, 23:45
Unfortunately nbajammer still wants it, and is willing to wait.

nbajammer
29-03-2010, 02:32
Fortunately Milak is right.

Orlandomir Zang
29-03-2010, 12:58
Unfortunately, that the pie that Soulwar will produce is not the nice kind

nbajammer
29-03-2010, 15:33
Fortunately, Soulwar is making me a new pie instead of coughing up the old one.

Barinthus
29-03-2010, 18:37
Unfortunately it's a cow pie

nbajammer
29-03-2010, 19:51
Fortunately, I can give that to Soulwar :)

soulwar
30-03-2010, 00:29
Unfortunately for you, cow pies are ammunition to me. >:]

nbajammer
30-03-2010, 04:24
Fortunately, cow pies are also ammunition against you.

Orlandomir Zang
30-03-2010, 11:00
Unfortunately, I'm not too keen on being caught in the cross-fire

soulwar
31-03-2010, 01:30
Fortunately, I just found someone who volunteered to be my meatshield. Hello, Mr. Zang.

Orlandomir Zang
31-03-2010, 10:45
Unfortunately, I aint got much meat on me.

soulwar
02-04-2010, 07:01
Fortunately, that makes you suitable for a human javelin.

Orlandomir Zang
03-04-2010, 14:59
Unfortunately, I'm not very pointy, so all it will do is make the other combatant say 'ow!'

Dark Seraphim
03-04-2010, 20:24
Fortunately, that's all it takes to have time to run away.

Natalie Black
03-04-2010, 22:16
Unfortunately soulwar can't run once he has just launched another person as he would be out of breath.

soulwar
04-04-2010, 03:38
Fortunately, I have Frenzy on, so I have enough strength to run away.

Orlandomir Zang
04-04-2010, 15:09
Unfortunately, I have [insert skill/spell here that stop you running fast] and I use it on you.

I honestly can't remember one, I think I've been outta the game for what, 3 years? maybe even nearly 4. Damn, this is bad.

soulwar
15-04-2010, 23:48
Forunately, I don't remember either, so you're not alone.

Natalie Black
17-04-2010, 05:15
Unfortunately I don't remember either but looked on the wiki and saw that you must have used Imagined Burden.

Cerberus Edge
29-05-2010, 19:16
Forunately, I saw this post and it will never die :)

Barinthus
30-05-2010, 09:23
Unfortunately, Cerberus Edge saw that post and it will never die ;)

Natalie Black
19-06-2010, 03:22
Fortunately most posts don't die.

Barinthus
19-06-2010, 14:34
Unfortunately embarrassing posts don't die either!

Rinoa Hawkeye
21-06-2010, 17:03
Fortunately, they are funny, so it's okay if they stick around. :)

Barinthus
25-06-2010, 08:03
Unfortunately a neighbor had the lack of consideration to smoke under my opened window which threw off my counter to above post

Orlandomir Zang
07-08-2010, 13:35
Fortunately I do not smoke

DragonSkull
07-08-2010, 16:49
Unfortunately I was a dirty smoker for 40 years!

DragonSkull
07-08-2010, 16:50
Fortunately, I have been smoke free for the last year and a half.

Orlandomir Zang
07-08-2010, 18:42
Unfortunately, you forgot to put out the fire.

Dulin
08-08-2010, 22:37
Fortunately, the fire wasn't my brother's fault this time.

Barinthus
09-08-2010, 08:15
Unfortunately it was Cynn's fault who casted firestorm at that mursaat who died in the guild hall.

Orlandomir Zang
09-08-2010, 15:39
Fortunately I was not dancing in the guild hall at the time. Crispy Ninja, anyone?

Barinthus
09-08-2010, 16:10
Unfortunately since Cynn failed to fry Orlandomir Zang, a gang of corsairs are looking for him to avenge their fellow pirates.

Orlandomir Zang
09-08-2010, 17:28
Fortunately, Ninjas are hard to find. Because if you could find them easily...well... they would not be very good ninjas.

Barinthus
09-08-2010, 23:35
Unfortunately they have traitor ninjas to help them!

DragonSkull
10-08-2010, 03:26
Fortunately I'm not involved in this! :tongue:

Orlandomir Zang
10-08-2010, 19:17
Unfortunately, regardless of your involvement, the traitor ninjas will get you.

They will not get me...

Barinthus
12-08-2010, 20:07
Fortunately I implanted small bombs in the back of their necks so I only need to press this button to blow their heads off should they turn on me.

Natalie Black
22-12-2010, 05:19
Unfortunately ninjas can remove bomb implants rather easily.

Barinthus
22-12-2010, 22:11
Fortunately there are pirate bodyguards to fight off ninjas!

soulwar
22-12-2010, 22:12
Unfortunately ninja always win.

Dulin
23-12-2010, 00:26
Fortunately, there's still the Inverse Ninja Law. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConservationOfNinjutsu)

DragonSkull
23-12-2010, 13:54
Unfortunately, laws take all the fun out of it!

Barinthus
23-12-2010, 23:20
Fortunately, Judge Dredd can make and unmake laws!

Cerberus Edge
29-12-2010, 10:39
Unfortunately, Judge Dredd is not real

Imperial Mage
05-02-2011, 08:34
Threadomancy: :fortuneteller:

Fortunately, I have no idea who Judge Dredd is.

Barinthus
05-02-2011, 15:30
Unfortunately you now do

http://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/iss/600w/94/21490939/939841.jpg

http://www.mannythemovieguy.com/images/judge_dredd_poster.jpg

Imperial Mage
07-02-2011, 14:49
Fortunately, there is the internet: where one can find pictures about absolutely ANYTHING!!!

Moony The God
07-02-2011, 16:31
Unfortunately, platypus sitting on a moustache?

Imperial Mage
07-02-2011, 23:09
Fortunately we have no pictures of THAT!

soulwar
08-02-2011, 03:42
unfortunately we have no pictures of that :C

Moony The God
08-02-2011, 18:50
Fortunately, nobody has that much spare time (and a platypus and a moustache)

Imperial Mage
08-02-2011, 22:46
Unfortunately there will be SOMEone turn up with way more time than sense. We just wait and see.

Natalie Black
21-04-2012, 17:06
Fortunately people have not posted in some time as they have more sense then time. Me not included.

Domitilde
21-04-2012, 18:13
Unfortunately, I have no sense of time.

RD
21-04-2012, 18:35
Fortunately, I didn't even know this thread existed.

Barinthus
21-04-2012, 18:57
Unfortunately this thread is now a zombie-thread since it has been necroposted!

Alaris
21-04-2012, 19:09
Fortunately, it doesn't smell.

RD
21-04-2012, 19:19
Unfortunately, I got bit :(

Tapatalk'd

Domitilde
21-04-2012, 19:43
Fortunately, we like necromancy.

Barinthus
22-04-2012, 02:06
Unfortunately the followers of Arkay don't

Domitilde
23-04-2012, 00:00
Fortunately, I am not a follower of anyone or anything.

bearsfwd
23-04-2012, 00:02
Unfortunately, I have now posted in this thread.

RD
23-04-2012, 01:12
Fortunately, rahhh rhhhggh rhggghhg rhgggh

(Zombie translation: fortunately, now it gives you notifications.)

Tapatalk'd

Mehtis
23-04-2012, 06:30
Unfortunately, those notifications go to your spam folder.