PB&J, no idea what it is.
Quit smoking: that's brilliant, I'll follow you tomorrow. Seriously, I tried, but it didn't work. Now I'm going to finish my last packet and... free again.
PS3? Demonic thing.
Temperature outside? Still hot as hell, they promised it will be raining tomorrow or sunday, but I don't believe it.
They tell lie. And an asura knows how to detect lies.