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  1. 24-01-2006, 20:16 #1001
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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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    Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

    "I don't believe you," says Dolly.

    "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

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  2. 24-01-2006, 20:28 #1002
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArbainHestia
    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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    Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

    "I don't believe you," says Dolly.

    "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

    Those are some terrible jokes but they made me laugh anyway. Just what I needed on a Murphy's law type of day.....
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  3. 24-01-2006, 20:33 #1003
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    Ok, here's one:

    What do you call a dehydrated French man?


















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  4. 24-01-2006, 20:39 #1004
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Zimmy
    Ok, here's one:

    What do you call a dehydrated French man?





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    I'm sorry, but I don't get that one.
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  5. 24-01-2006, 20:59 #1005
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    Quote Originally Posted by Minelle Tempest
    I'm sorry, but I don't get that one.
    Pee - Air Does that clarifiy? Ok, so I guess it's not that funny then?
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  6. 24-01-2006, 21:03 #1006
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Zimmy
    Pee - Air Does that clarifiy? Ok, so I guess it's not that funny then?
    Heheh I get it now. It's been a long day so I'm not as quick as I usually am.
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  7. 24-01-2006, 21:38 #1007
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    Your usually quick?

    We've made over 100 pages of tech support, games that hurt peoples heads and jokes that make your great grandads turn over in their graves.

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  8. 25-01-2006, 18:25 #1008
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero
    Your usually quick?
    I know that it is somewhat hard to believe but I actually am. Only problem is my "quick" mind is usually in the gutter with it's method of thinking. Many things that I come up with have to be censored before I can actually put them onto these forums. If this was an adults only type of forum and I didn't have to censor what I put in here, my post count would probably be close to yours!!!! I am just a dirty old man at heart. Always have been, always will be.
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  9. 25-01-2006, 18:46 #1009
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    If I start seeing puns, I go postal. Just a friendly warning...
    Perhaps the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phaeax
    If I start seeing puns, I go postal. Just a friendly warning...
    Well, you won't be seeing any puns coming from me. Now limericks on the other hand.....
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