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    Quote Originally Posted by Phaeax
    If I start seeing puns, I go postal. Just a friendly warning...
    Wow... who stamped on your usual happy mood? Get it??? Stamped??? Postal???

    Hahaha
    *runs from Phaeax's wrath*
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    Why you lit... ooh, look! A keg!
    Perhaps the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Zimmy
    Pee - Air Does that clarifiy? Ok, so I guess it's not that funny then?
    Er, ok, very funny.. ..let's just put it down to my poor skills in the English language.

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    Ok, here are a few corny jokes from Martian. No offense to any persons who are missing limbs:


    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?

    Bob

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?

    Phil

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

    Russel


    Martian

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    Those are.....interesting. Kinda reminds me of some others. Here is one to add to it.

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch?

    Matt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freawaru
    You might be familiar with border guards that'll let you cross over for a simple payment, but I assure you that you couldn't pony up enough money to enter my undiscovered country if you tried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordakai Slivermoon
    Those are.....interesting. Kinda reminds me of some others. Here is one to add to it.

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch?

    Matt
    Oh boy, Zero will get you for sure this time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mortshd
    Oh boy, Zero will get you for sure this time.
    What do you mean? That isn't his first name is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freawaru
    You might be familiar with border guards that'll let you cross over for a simple payment, but I assure you that you couldn't pony up enough money to enter my undiscovered country if you tried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordakai Slivermoon
    What do you mean? That isn't his first name is it?
    Wait until you mysteriously disappear then you'll know
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mortshd
    Wait until you mysteriously disappear then you'll know
    It was only a harmless little joke. Please don't come to get me!
    Mordakai Slivermoon R/E 20(Asc)-Agamarus Slivermoon Mo/Ne 20(Asc)-Morrigan Shadowbane Ne/Me 20(Asc)-Naomi Lowenhardt Me/W 13
    Quote Originally Posted by Freawaru
    You might be familiar with border guards that'll let you cross over for a simple payment, but I assure you that you couldn't pony up enough money to enter my undiscovered country if you tried.

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    What does "OT" mean?

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