That's it! I'm not saving myself for you any longer, TW! Not coincidentally, TW are the first two letters in TWilight. You probably had sex with an 80-year old vampire. Please don't say any more, I'd rather not know and sully my opinion of you any further.
Wait what? lmao Well the TW part is totally coincidental; I got into Guild Wars before I even knew of Twilight. And the books weren't even written when I was 18 so your argument that I had sex with an 80-year-old vampire is invalid.