Name: Ju Smurph
Age: At last count, about 5 or 6 blue moons ago
Gender: I'm not Smurphette!
Nickname: Smurphie! J Smizzle the Sizzle, Jake's Uncle
Location:Deep in the forest, about a smurph-league from Gargamel's shack
A Bunch Of Other Stuff: Tool, Sarah Blasko and other strange music made by Harmony Smurph. I also like Dogs, but I miss my own. I should tell people I'm in Casual Recreational Pharmaceutical Sales, they'd like me better but I'm in insurance. I usually have to defend the other Smurph's from Gargamels cat, Azrael, and I have short patience for Silly Smurphs or Brainy Smurphs. I have a Smurphette, but I don't mention her much so's you all don't want my Smurphette for your own.
(writen by wunie!)