This message goes out to ArenaNet.
Create a spell called Deerga. Make it a one-shot kill. Make it leet. Make it awesome. Make it more leeterer.
Now, you see, Deerga would only be available to those of the following Hero ranks:
Anyone else, gtfo. There is no Wolfga, Tigerga, or Phoenixga. That's just plain stupid.
Here is some live action footage showing Deerga in action on that absolute fiend Koris Deeprunner. He was getting all up in my grill, so I casted Deerga.
I was not permitted to allow you to view the aftermath of my spell. The only information that I can release is that the Secret Lair of the Snowman exploded and then imploded upon the casting of this spell.
This skill, although in the near future will be created by ArenaNet, is copyright of Natus, Master of all things Deer.
By reading this, you now owe me your soul. Please sign the following form.
I, <insert name here>, hereby sell my mortal soul to you, Natus, Master of all things Deer.