This is hilarious.
If this review is serious, whoever wrote the narrative for this review needs to stop writing and never write again.
"forgotten like the planet Pluto"
"like riding a bike. You are back in the saddle, and you are ready to ride"
"you'll be quite surprised when Mass Effect 2 delivers you a treat"
"and a crew that would be wise not to be messed with"
"the galaxy is vast, so you also get to make new friends"
"now Cerberus is known for being very untrustworthy. So the Illusive Man brings you in and gives you orders"
"it's up to you, under the pseudo-command of the Illusive Man"
"blasts from the past come and go"
"being drawn into a game, that is this engaging, is quite tricky"
"when you look into the eyes of a character, you see life being breathed into something new"
"a piece to an evolving puzzle, that you can sit back and admire"
"a character you can connect or disconnect with"
"space has been done over and over before. Mass Effect makes you see the beauty and ugliness that it all entails"
"from moons, planets, and surrounding orbits, the level design is something to admire in this game"
"you don't want to explore. You kinda have to"
"each structure, character, and planet makes the galaxy feel much closer to home. That this solar system actually exists"
"these people, creatures, and various other life forms exist in a world that does not"
"Mass Effect 2 can make you a believer in a nonbelieving world"
"I wish I could add those to this, but it wouldn't do it justice"
"they are simply simple. I assure you, it's not a bad thing being simple"
"you can connect on a human, and sometimes not so human, level with these characters"
"a world full of audio bliss is weaved, and you can't help but get caught in all of it"
"every nook and cranny is filled with audio bliss"
"the way the world is right now, it's tough to get a quality product"
"it's hard to put your face in something and stay dedicated to it"
"it's quite a special thing"
"we, as humans, have to think quicker and smarter. We have to think at the speed of the internet, which, some say, is faster than the speed of light"
"keeping on top of elements of entertainment is difficult"
"I think it's safe to say for video games that this is the first of many sequels to make its mark in the world of entertainment"