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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaris View Post
    I am outraged. I thought they were using virgin women tears!
    They did that at first, but then they realized that virgin men are easier to kidnap.

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    speaking of tears


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    Quote Originally Posted by raspberry jam View Post
    ...the tears of virgin men kidnapped from universities across Europe and North America...
    You had me (NOT) up to this part. It is common knowledge that there are no virgin men in universities. Maybe they have all already been kidnapped, but stopping jeans now will be too late to save them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobrichmond View Post
    It is common knowledge that there are no virgin men in universities.
    I understand from your post that you didn't major in engineering physics.

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    Stop skinny jeans. I'd support that initiative.

    We can start with the ones that make guys look like they're wearing denim spandex.

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    lol the ones that look like they've just painted their legs.

    I tried to find a picture of them for us to mock. I googled "emo guys skinny jeans." I honestly cannot tell if it is the same guy over and over or a bunch of different guys. Why people want to look just like everyone else is something I will never understand.

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    Skinny jeans potentially reduce sperm count! This goes against our values, every little sperm is sacred, don't you know.
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    I have two replies to this.



    and this


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    so in short, walk without pants......
    it's alive but cannot be living, it's dead but lives a mortal life.

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    That explains why there are so many IT-students leaving every day. Since they're all virgins, they get deported to Madagascar!

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