Stop jeans now!

[Domitilde]

Don't bears have pretty small weiners for their size?

And we all know why women love their tight jeans.
I love their tight jeans, too.

[bobrichmond]

Don't bears have pretty small weiners for their size?

You would have to ask female bears. I've never checked.

[RD]

I actually Googled this lol

I can't find anything on regular bears, but apparently polar bear dongs are shrinking due to pollution. Possibly the cold *rimshot*

[raspberry jam]

There should have been more jabs at Americans in there though, for that loving, homemade-jam touch.

And what is America's paper money made out of? You guessed it - children from India.

[Lady Rhonwyn]

I hate jeans! I don't even own a pair. I'm a fan of the khaki/brown cargo pants/shorts. Jeans are just so darn uncomfortable!

I would get behind a "stop male skinny jeans" campaign though. That and a "stop oversized, baggy jeans below your butt so your boxers are hanging way out" campaign. That one goes along with the invest in a belt" campaign.

Talking about uncomfortable... I mean, some have their pants hanging on their knees! Those are worse than those skinny jeans (I never understood how people actually get into those things...)

[Feannag]

The police think they're great, though. Some little gangsta/thug wannabe robs a convenience store and tries to run off, just to keep tripping over his own pants? Cops love that. They think those light-up sneakers were a great idea, too.

I had a co-worker who wore skinny jeans all the time. Aside from looking ridiculous with his beer gut squooging out over the top of them, he could barely bend his knees. Not a smart thing when you work in a stockroom. To make matters worse, when management talked to him about dressing appropriately for the job, he tried arguing about it. Only two weeks on the job, and he got himself fired for his devotion to fashion.

[harniq]

Wouldn't the easy solution be to get a bunch of prostitutes and deflower every single man on earth, preferably right after birth? Or maybe have each mother have sex with their son right after birth. By taking away a key component of the trade, everything fall apart.

[Alaris]

No need to do it right after birth. It could be at the end of high school, administered by a nurse.

Just not the school nurse.

[RD]

Wouldn't the easy solution be to get a bunch of prostitutes and deflower every single man on earth, preferably right after birth? Or maybe have each mother have sex with their son right after birth. By taking away a key component of the trade, everything fall apart.

Gross gross gross gross gross gross

No need to do it right after birth. It could be at the end of high school, administered by a nurse.

Just not the school nurse.

What about those of us who have no desire to do it with a girl?

[Alaris]

What about those of us who have no desire to do it with a girl?

Male nurses.