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I'd like to know how alcohol can get a guy pregnant twice.
On second thought, nevermind.
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Zombie infection is spreading:
http://gawker.com/5916252/louisiana-...neighbors-face
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They should legalize bath salts. In fact, they should just pour it into the water facilities.
Evidence shows it's less harmful than marijuana.
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If it's legal it must be less harmful. Alcohol is legal, for instance, and so we all know it's much safer than marijuana. You never heard of drunk people leaving their babies on top of the car, did you?
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MV makes a good point. I know when I'm hammered drunk I've never left my babies on the roof of the car, I've always make sure they're inside before I drove home.
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Careful Shawn, alcohol can make you pregnant.
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Yes indeed.Originally Posted by RDarken
http://articles.baltimoresun.com/201...rder-naked-man
Although this one went straight for the brain and not the face. It would have been slightly more comforting if the guy was under influence of something that made him forget about basic human common sense.
By the way, it's not about naked man in case you are wondering.
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That one was last week a bit after the face eater, I think. So far, three zombie attacks in the last week.
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Carmageddon time, like the old video game. 10 points per zombie, 25 points for a gib explosion or hitting them during a powerslide, 50 points for artistic impression (such as powersliding into one and causing its blood to decorate a nearby wall), and 75 points for dragging them under your car. +10 points for any limb dismemberment at any time.
Gonna outfit my Prius with a spiked metal slab on the front and sides. (I actually do have a prius, in all seriousness.)
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That article also mentions someone who self-disemboweled and threw his intestines at the police.
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