Happy Father's Day

[Zalis]

Yes, mothers should come before fathers.

Now I just need to farm up some kids to get free loot every year. I want one of those iPod stereos. And an iPod.

"Push presents" come to mind.

[JoeKnowMo]

Foster kids come with their own free loot from the government. And they can't say, "I wish you'd never had me." Biological children are ingrates in comparison.