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    Your favorite NPC convos and quotes

    I think we all know by now that there are a lot of conversations taking place among NPCs, and know some by heart. So which ones are your favorites? I have way too many but some of the ones I like are:

    In LA
    Asuran kid: Your face is funny, all squished and weird.
    Charr Lionguard: No your face is funny, it's like a little raisin.
    I especially love how the charr sounds amused.


    Again in LA
    Norn traveler: If I track a wounded animal through a gate, would the gate's energy cauterize the wound?
    Asuran gate technician: I... I haven't the faintest idea. My ears! What an intriguing question.
    Norn traveler: What does your ears have to do with it?
    The gate technician always says "my ears" when talked to.


    Another one in LA
    Asura 1: What does a sylvari think about?
    Asura 2: I'd say no matter what subject, they are astonished and contemplative, wondering and wild.
    Asura 1: I was going to make a bad salad joke, but now I don't feel like it.
    I would have really liked to hear that bad salad joke


    And one in Diessa Lowlands that I thought was cute
    Charr cook: Check it out! It's cheese and meat! Cheesy meat!
    Charr cub: Can I has cheesy meat?
    Charr cook: Hungry cub is hungry.
    I'm guessing it's not cheezburger because there already is a cheeseburger ingame.


    One in Rata Sum, when his Charr partner tells him to recruit new mist warriors
    Asura Mist Warrior: It's your turn to dance and sing. I'm exhausted.
    Apparently finding recruitments for mist warriors involve dancing and singing.
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    I love that Charr vendor in LA that goes "You break it, I break you" and I also enjoy the dialogue about the outhouse, gross as it may be, it is awesome.

    I don't remember it at the top of my head but a guildiee did:
    person 1: Which way to the outhouse?

    person 2: We don't HAVE outhouses, we have water closets

    person 1: You mean a latrine?

    person 2: No, they're all connected to the same sewage system, and it all floats out to sea.

    person 1: That's more than I needed to know.

    person 2: Hey, you asked, just don't ask if anything lives down there

    person 1: You gotta be kidding!

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    A personal favourite will always be the couple near Hall of Legends in Hoelbrak:

    "That last moot..."
    "Was an accident, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to set your mother on fire."
    [EDIT] Raye, I think the last part of that conversation was actually "You've got yourself a deal."
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    Oh... I wouldn't know for certain. xD I only remembered the gist of it tbh, someone recited it for me which is why i was able to put it here >_>

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    This in LA:

    Charr traveller: Can I get free life time use of these Asuran gates?
    Asura: Sure, if you provide me with a life time supply of rifles.
    Charr traveller: What are you going to do with so many rifles?
    Asura: To protect these precious gates from freeloaders.

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    The cattlepult in the charr lands:

    "How do I increase the aerodynamic of the cows?"

    The question of the ages...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shawn View Post
    CITIZENS!!l!!
    Thread winner folks! You heard it here first.

    The one that I can think of (not really my favorite, but it's burned into my brain...I can't think of my favorite at the moment), is from when you are standing at the LA bank. There is a little girl and a charr playing. Most of their conversation is escaping me at the moment, but I ALWAYS catch the "Ah, GHOSTS!" "MOOOOOONSTERS" part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bearsfwd View Post
    Thread winner folks! You heard it here first.

    The one that I can think of (not really my favorite, but it's burned into my brain...I can't think of my favorite at the moment), is from when you are standing at the LA bank. There is a little girl and a charr playing. Most of their conversation is escaping me at the moment, but I ALWAYS catch the "Ah, GHOSTS!" "MOOOOOONSTERS" part.
    I also only hear that part!

    The one I like best (because I think it really shows off the active world, in my eyes), is one between two Sylvari in the Grove. They're bored, and are talking about things to do and at the end, they actually walk away...
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    There's a rather cool one at the asura gate in The Grove. Can't remember the exact wording of it, but the asura gate guard/operator is chastising his sylvari assistant for "weirding out" his golem by asking it about its parents. Makes me laugh every time, and it illustrates the cultural differences between the two races very well. Pop through the gate from LA to The Grove and stand there for a little while to catch the conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bearsfwd View Post
    Thread winner folks! You heard it here first.

    The one that I can think of (not really my favorite, but it's burned into my brain...I can't think of my favorite at the moment), is from when you are standing at the LA bank. There is a little girl and a charr playing. Most of their conversation is escaping me at the moment, but I ALWAYS catch the "Ah, GHOSTS!" "MOOOOOONSTERS" part.
    If I recall correctly, they actually say things like how their parents would "kill" them if they found out they were playing together and that the parents are so dumb because of that. Then they proceed to "friends forever" kind of thing.
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